Fall Into You (Morally Gray, #2)(38)

Luckily, Dylan decides then to ask us if he can buy us a round of drinks. Wanting to get rid of him, I say no thanks and hope he’ll go away, but Chelsea never misses the opportunity to take advantage of her pretty-girl-free-drinks privilege and says yes.

“Two skinny margaritas, please. You’re a doll.”

“Be right back, ladies.”

He rises, puffs out his chest, and looks around to make sure everyone nearby sees he’s got two women at his table as if we’re his harem.

The moment he’s gone, Chelsea leans forward and hisses, “Cole? The Cole?”

“The very same.”

“What the fuck, bitch? How did you not tell me this before?”

“I only found out the day I started that he was my boss.”

“You’ve been working there for a week already!”

“I know, but we haven’t talked all week.”

“You should’ve called me first thing Monday morning! You twat! I hate you!” Eyes shining with excitement, she leans closer and lowers her voice to a whisper. “Tell me everything.”

I give her a brief overview of the situation, starting with Cole slamming his office door in my face and ending with me accidentally signing off as Ms. McCord on the inter-office memo. When I’m done, she slumps back into her chair and stares at me in amazement.

“What are the odds that you end up working for the same guy you had a one-night stand with?”

“Astronomical. I blame you for the whole thing.”

She laughs. “And you’re welcome.”

“No, I’m not welcome. It’s a disaster.”

“Does anyone else know?”

“Nobody. I’m taking it to my grave.”

“So I can only tell Angel and Jen.”

“Nobody, Chelsea. This is too problematic.”

“How is it problematic?”

“I fucked my boss!”

“So?”

“So it’s unethical.”

She scoffs. “It’s not like it was intentional.”

“Oh, it was intentional all right.”

She grabs my wrist, gasping. “Wait, did you do it again?”

“No. And we won’t because there’s a strict company policy against it. Plus, I don’t think we like each other.”

“Who cares if you like each other? The man is smoking hot and left you walking on clouds! Get back on that baloney pony and ride it into the sunset!”

I shake my head in disbelief. “You’re the epitome of romantic. Let go of my wrist.”

She does, only to pick up another tortilla and chomp on it. Juicy gossip always makes her hungry.

Dylan returns with two margaritas and sets them on the table. “House specials, ladies. Drink up. I’ll be right back. Gotta get my beer.”

As soon as he’s out of earshot, Chelsea starts in again. “I’m literally going to kill you for making me wait to hear this. How do you want to die?”

“Shut up.”

“I know, I’ll call up your hot boss and ask him if he could please fuck you to death.” She makes a goofy face and mimics humping.

“What are you, twelve? Stop that.”

“Listen, you know it’s inevitable.”

“What is?”

“You riding his dick again.”

“Not gonna happen.”

“It’s totally gonna happen. There will be so much sexual tension in that office, you’ll be bouncing off the walls.”

“He works on a different floor. And he’s been ignoring me. He doesn’t want to do it again.”

“Honey, that man bought you two meals and a Balmain blouse. Trust me on this. He wants to bone you.”

“Who wants to bone you?”

Chelsea and I pull apart and look up in horror at Dylan, standing over us, holding a sweating bottle of Modelo.

He tilts his head in my direction and winks. “Were you two just talking about me?”

It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten anything yet. It would be all over his shirt.

“Haha.” I grab the margarita and suck it down, wishing the ceiling would fall on his head.

He takes his seat again, makes himself comfortable, and launches into a rant about potholes, of all things. Apparently, he’s on some minor local political committee tasked with surveying all the potholes on the west side. This makes him feel very important, as evidenced by how many times he says, “It’s a really big deal.”

Chelsea eats tortilla chips in polite silence and pretends to listen, while really she’s counting down the minutes until her goodwill, purchased with margaritas, expires.

Judging by her glazed eyes, I think he’s got about thirty seconds left.

“Wow, you really went through that drink! I’ll get you another one.”

Grinning one of his obnoxious grins at me, Dylan stands and heads back to the bar.

When he’s gone, Chelsea groans. “Oh my God, that guy could euthanize animals with his personality. He should go work for a vet.”

“That would be inhumane treatment. Let’s order some food. My stomach’s growling.”

Not only is my stomach growling, my head feels weird. It’s probably a side-effect of inhaling Dylan’s cologne.