For the Love of Friends(23)

“Both. I’m blaming you for the broken glass. If you hadn’t jumped out at me like something from a horror movie, I wouldn’t have dropped the glass. But at the engagement party, I was—let’s call it having an existential crisis.”

He laughed, the corners of his eyes crinkling warmly. “An existential crisis? I think I’m going to need a judge’s ruling on that one.”

With an embellished sigh, I recounted the series of events that led to my fall from vermouth to chardonnay that night.

“Why didn’t you just say no to being in a couple of the weddings?”

“Well, I can’t to the family ones, and I had already accepted the other three when my brother and sister got engaged.”

“Yeah, but it’s not like you’re the one getting married. Who cares if you’re a bridesmaid?”

I rolled my eyes. “It doesn’t work like that with girls.”

“I guess not. I just have to keep Tim from doing anything too gross at the bachelor party and then show up on time in a tux.”

“Lucky.”

There was a pause. It wasn’t uncomfortable specifically, but neither of us had anything more to say. And without a drink in my hand, I had no props to work with. I turned and peered over the railing again. “So what should we do about this broken glass situation? Clean it up or pretend we know nothing about it?”

Alex leaned back on the rail, facing the kitchen door, and smiled. “Neither. We blame Justin.”

I laughed heartily. “Deal.”

“Come on, let’s go get you another drink so you look innocent.” He started to walk away, realized I wasn’t following, and turned back. A look at my face told him the reason, even in the dark. “I’ll run interference for you again.”

“Again?”

“God, you were drunk, weren’t you? Yeah, I spent half of the engagement party trying to help you fend him off.”

I cringed again, wishing he had spent the full party on duty, but I couldn’t say that, so I thanked him.

“We’ll add that to the list of my groomsman duties to average out the playing field a little. Now come on. It’s cold and I don’t have a jacket to give you.” He held out his arm and I took it gratefully.

Justin glanced up when we walked in together, and a cloud of annoyance crossed his face, but I figured he would get over it. He had Julie, another bridesmaid, trapped against the wall in a corner of the kitchen. Her expression of distaste made it obvious that she felt like I did. If I knew her better, or hadn’t already fallen prey to him myself, I might have launched a rescue mission, but it was every girl for herself right now.

“I think you’re safe,” Alex whispered, following my gaze.

“At least until Julie escapes. But on the plus side, she should be totally on board with blaming him for the broken glass.”

Alex steepled his fingers and said “excellent” in a Mr. Burns voice, then, while facing away from the bar, grabbed a martini glass and stealthily slid it to me behind his back. “Time for a refill?” he asked loudly.

“Yes, please.”





CHAPTER TEN


I wasn’t hungover when I arrived at the bridal salon the following morning to shop with Amy, my mother, my grandmother, and Amy’s best friend, an anemic-looking girl named Ashlee, whose vocal fry always left me feeling like she was both younger and ditzier than she actually was. I had known her since she was eleven, but she had never left much of an impression other than being a very washed-out wingwoman to my annoyingly ebullient sister. But after the first hour of dress shopping, I began to feel symptoms similar to a hangover.

“I started a dress binder,” my mother announced, pulling a three-inch monstrosity out of a Lululemon tote and setting it gingerly on the shop’s coffee table. It was filled with printed-out pages of wedding dresses, each stuck in a clear plastic page protector. The saleslady nodded sagely, as if this were commonplace behavior.

As my mother turned the pages, I saw the Pinterest logo repeated again and again. “Mom, did you print out Amy’s whole Pinterest board?”

“Who’s pinching Amy?” my grandmother asked loudly. Apparently her hearing aids had not been invited shopping with us.

My mother ignored her. “Where else would I have gotten the pictures?”

“You could have just pulled up Pinterest on your phone.”

“She’s new to this,” my mother told the saleslady in a stage whisper. “She’s never been married.” I desperately missed the champagne offerings from Caryn’s salons.

“I definitely want a princess gown,” Amy said. “Or maybe a mermaid. Do they make a princess mermaid? Because I don’t feel like I’m quite old enough to get away with a mermaid gown. They look so much better on older brides.” She turned to me. “That’ll be perfect when you get married.”

“Why don’t I just get one now?” I asked. “And I can sit around in it until I’m eighty like Miss Havisham.”

“Was she that art teacher we didn’t like?” Ashlee asked.

I looked at my mother, hoping for some backup, but she mouthed, “Stop it,” to me instead. I leaned against the back of the armchair, crossed my arms, and stopped talking.

“What’s the matter with you?” my grandmother asked. “Jealous of your sister?”