The Neighbor Favor(56)
He jogged in the direction of the front door but was derailed when Jamil clapped him on the shoulder and steered him to join the rest of the group as they walked toward the backyard.
“So, what’s good with you and my little cousin?” Jamil asked. He was a molecular biology PhD candidate at Princeton and was actually the same age as Lily, not older.
“We’re cool,” Nick said evenly.
“And you’re not her man?”
Nick shook his head and used the hem of his shirt to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
“Do you wish you were?” Lamont asked, coming up on Nick’s other side.
Yes, in a perfect world. Nick cleared his throat, stealing himself for their interrogation, which he should have known would happen eventually. “No, it’s not like that with us.”
“Uh-huh.” Jamil grinned. “You know you can tell us if she friend-zoned you. This is a safe space.”
“She did that with all of our friends growing up,” Larry added, behind them.
“Really?” Nick twisted around to look at Larry. Lily had told him she’d spent more time pining after boys than actually talking to them. Could it be that she was oblivious to how people felt about her?
“Most definitely,” Lamont said.
The chairs and tables in the backyard had been split in half to create an aisle down the middle. Lily’s uncles and some of the younger kids occupied the tables in the front. Antoine went to sit with his very pregnant wife, who must not have wanted to participate in the fashion show. Nick sat down at a table near the back with the rest of Lily’s cousins.
“I’m not gonna lie, though,” Lamont continued, “Lily and her sisters are intimidating as hell. Iris always wants to be right, and nine times out of ten, she is. Violet doesn’t give anyone the time of day, and if she does, she’ll soon realize she could be doing a million other things better than chilling with you. And Lily is the sweetest for sure, but she’s got high standards. Iris and Violet are always introducing her to these rich, fancy dudes and she never gives them play. You’re the first dude she’s brought home.”
“And you’re not even her man,” Jamil said, laughing.
Nick smiled, unsure of what to say. He was both intrigued and flattered. Mostly flattered that Lily had brought him around her family when she’d never done so with anyone else.
“It’s all good,” Larry said. “If she ever takes you out of the friend zone, just make sure you’re ready to lose another game the next time you come around.”
Nick laughed, and then Violet opened the back patio door and walked outside, carrying a karaoke machine in one hand and a microphone in the other. She was dressed in an off-the-shoulder Baby Phat T-shirt, low-rise glittery black jeans and an Ed Hardy trucker cap turned to the side.
Jamil snorted. “What the hell are you wearing?”
“Shut it, Jamil,” Violet said, although she was smirking. “It’s called fashion.”
Violet plugged the karaoke machine up to the outlet and tapped the mic.
“Good evening, Greene family!” she said. The crowd responded, but Violet was displeased with their lack of energy, so she shouted, “I said HELLO, Greene family!”
This time they answered in kind, and Violet smiled, satisfied.
“The annual Greene family fashion show is about to begin,” she said. “Prepare to be dazzled by our throwback to the early 2000s.”
She hooked her phone up to the speakers on the patio table, and Chingy’s “Right Thurr” began to play. Lily’s mom, Dahlia, was the first to walk through the patio door into the backyard. She wore a purple velour tracksuit and aviator sunglasses. Lily’s dad whistled and cheered, and everyone clapped and laughed. Dahlia reached the end of the walkway and posed, blowing a kiss to Lily’s dad.
“Mom is giving Juicy Couture realness, y’all!” Violet said on the mic.
Dahlia was followed by Lily’s aunts, and each outfit was more ridiculous than the last. Rhinestone-covered tanks over collared shirts and sparkly pants. The song changed to Nelly’s “Air Force Ones” and some of the younger boy cousins walked out wearing huge T-shirts and baggy jeans and big flat-brim fitted caps.
“I can’t believe we used to dress like that,” Nick said, shaking his head.
“And we were dead-ass too,” Jamil added. “I still have all my fitteds stored somewhere in my mom’s basement.”
More of the younger cousins filed outside also wearing velour tracksuits and clothes Nick hadn’t seen people wear since he was in middle school. How did Violet manage to fit all of those clothes in one large suitcase? And how did she possibly go about finding them? Nick looked around at the Greenes, who laughed and clapped along to the music, completely entertained. He hadn’t realized that the fashion show was such a production. It was the highlight of the barbecue.
A family tradition.
A concept he knew nothing about. But he wished he did.
Iris and Calla were next to walk outside, wearing jersey dresses and newsboy hats. “Who remembers when M?a wore a jersey dress in the ‘Best of Me’ remix video and suddenly everybody and their mom had to have one?” Violet asked. “I had a Chicago Bulls jersey dress, and everybody was jealous.” Calla held Iris’s hand tightly and waved shyly as everyone complimented her and Iris on how cute they looked. The matching outfits were sweet. But Nick wondered when Lily would appear.