She glares at me. “Your charm could sweep a girl right off her feet, you know that?”
“Wait till you see my cock. Then you’ll really be swooning.”
Her whole face turns red, from her neck to her hairline. She presses her lips together into a thin line.
I know that isn’t a rejection. She’s not saying no, which means she’s saying yes.
But she has to say it out loud.
“So? Do you agree?”
Sounding as if she’d like to shove her bouquet down my throat, she says, “Yes, Quinn. I agree.”
“Good. Then go ahead and ask me.”
“Ask you what?”
“To marry you.”
Her mouth drops open. She stares at me in shock for a moment, then says flatly, “You’re joking.”
I point at my face. “This isn’t my joking face. Ask me. And do it nicely, or I might say no, because I’ll be taking my own life into my hands.”
“How so?”
I smirk at her. “Any man who marries a Black Widow has to sleep with one eye open.”
Oh, how she hates it when I smirk. Her eyes glitter with anger. She says through stiff lips, “That’s a very smart idea.”
Then she draws herself up to her full height, looks at me with withering disdain, and grits out, “Mr. Quinn…will you marry me?”
I reach out and stroke my fingertips over her cheek. “Aye, viper,” I murmur, feeling my blood pump fast and hot through my veins. “I’ll marry you. But if you decide to kill me, wait until tomorrow.”
She arches a brow. “Because?”
“Because I need to feel those sharp claws of yours dig into my back at least once before I die.”
I grab her hand and lead her out of the room and back to the altar.
20
Rey
When we exit the room, half the church is on its feet. The sanctuary echoes with sound. Whispering voices, muffled laughter, the rustle of clothing. The instant we’re spotted, however, the noise dies and everyone turns to stare at us.
Quinn commands loudly, “Everybody back in your bloody seats.”
He drags me to my position, says to Declan, “Full speed ahead, mate,” then snaps his fingers at the priest, indicating he wants him to get a move on.
The priest looks at Declan for direction.
Sending an amused glance toward the astounded guests, Declan says, “Maybe we should skip the mass and get straight to the vows, Father.”
“Yer bang on,” says Kieran, chuckling. “This rowdy lot’s about to start throwin’ eggs.”
I still haven’t caught my breath when the priest says to me in a heavy Irish accent, “What’s your name, lass?”
“Reyna.”
“Lovely. Best of luck to you.”
Cradling the Bible against his chest, he looks up at the crowd and lifts a hand. He keeps it lifted until everyone has taken a seat again and the sanctuary is silent. “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Homer and Reyna in the blessed sacrament of marriage.”
More than one person on both sides of the aisle whispers, “Who?”
Ignoring them, Quinn growls to the priest, “Get to the kissing part.”
He’s staring at me when he says it, wearing an expression of hunger and hot impatience, his gaze darting back and forth between my eyes and my mouth.
My hands tremble so hard, all the flowers in the bouquet quake.
The priest sighs, shaking his head. “Very well. Do you, Homer, take this woman—”
“I do.”
“Hold your horses, lad,” the priest mutters. “This isn’t a bloody race.” He exhales hard and starts again. “Do you, Homer—”
“I do.”
“—take this woman, Reyna—”
“I do.”
After pausing for another aggrieved sigh, he continues. “To be your wedded wife. To have and to hold from this day—”
Quinn interrupts vehemently, “I do. To all of it. Now get to the kissing part.”
“You can’t kiss her until she says her vows!”
“Then get on with it!”
The priest looks at the vaulted ceiling for a beat, then turns to me. “Do you, Reyna…”
That’s all I hear. After that, everything is drowned out by the high-pitched buzzing in my ears and the roar of my pulse underscoring it.
I’m sweating. Trembling. Hyperventilating so badly, I’m in danger of passing out. This must be a dream or a nightmare, some impossible fantasy world I’m trapped in where I agreed to marry a stranger to save my niece’s life.
Except Quinn’s not a stranger. Not a total stranger, anyway.
But he is the one who described this union as a “fake” marriage.
A fake marriage specifically including sex.
So we’re both here by obligation, but he’s already got an advantage. He’s gained a concession from me, but I haven’t gained anything.
Except another lifetime commitment I didn’t want.
Suddenly, I realize the sanctuary has gone dead silent.
There’s an air of expectation, like a collective held breath. I look around in panic, unsure what’s happening because I’ve been lost in my thoughts, when the priest gently prompts, “This is where you say ‘I do,’ lass.”
Panicking, I blurt, “Where’s the ring?”
A ripple of laughter goes through the crowd.
Quinn’s glower indicates he doesn’t find anything funny.
Declan reaches into the jacket of his tux. He pulls out a folded white silk pocket square. He unwraps it and hands Quinn a ring.
Quinn takes my left hand in his and slides the ring onto my finger.
It glitters there, big and bold, red and brilliant, as vivid as a drop of fresh blood.
Shocked to see the red diamond, I whisper, “You said you bought one of the pink ones.”
“I did. I returned it for this one.”
“Why?”
He gazes down into my wide eyes with the full force of his potent masculinity engulfing me.
“I decided I needed something to remind me every day that my heart can’t be trusted. What could be better than a stone the exact color of your lips?”
That makes me lightheaded. “It’s lipstick, you big dummy. Also, that makes not one iota of sense.”
He growls, “Maybe I’m lying. You’re familiar with the concept. Now say ‘I do,’ viper, and give me that goddamn mouth.”
I draw my final breath of freedom. I make a silent prayer for strength. Then, so softly it’s hardly even a breath, I say, “I do.”
Quinn knocks the bouquet out of my hands, yanks me against his body, and kisses me.
It’s hard and demanding at first. I can tell he expects me to resist or twist away, but when I wind my arms up around his shoulders and sink into him, his mouth gentles. Cradling me in his arms, he sweeps his tongue against mine, the pressure as soft as his lips are.
Within seconds, I’m lost to it.
My fingers creep into his hair. All that soft, silky golden hair. I tug on it, wanting him even closer. Wanting him to devour me with his mouth.
The low sound of pleasure that rumbles through his chest makes me shiver.
The kiss goes on and on, going from sweet to hungry and back again. I’m floating and flying and falling, all at the same time. His mouth is decadently lush. His taste, delicious. I don’t care at all that we have four hundred witnesses, or that my life is over, or that I’ve traded my freedom for Lili’s.