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Never Marry Your Brother's Best Friend (Never Say Never, #1)(32)

Author:Lauren Landish

“It’s all fucked up. So fucked. And I need your help, Luna. You said you’ll help.”

He’s desperately reminding me, as though I haven’t been paying attention since he came in. “I will, but with what? What’s going on?”

“You’re not gonna believe this. I still don’t.” He tells me about his day at work and how his dad has taken over wooing Elena Cartwright for Blue Lake Assets.

“That’s your contract, though.” I’m defending him as though I’ll benefit in some way from his getting the deal with Elena.

“I know, but nobody argues with Dad. He thinks he’s doing the right thing. I spent the whole evening going over it, looking for any way around him or a way I could get Elena to sign without a family dinner. But there’s no way.” He shakes his head vacantly, his mind not here in the kitchen with me but likely going over the options he’s already considered and rejected.

“Now what?” I ask, trying to fill in this very unclear picture. “Do you need to call Elena?”

His eyes meet mine and he says flatly, “I did.” Adding in a high-pitched voice I think is supposed to be Elena, he says, “She was completely delighted to be invited to dinner, said she’s looking forward to meeting the man in charge of Blue Lake, and the fella who taught me how to work an investment portfolio.” He shrugs, blinking as he does so. “I didn’t tell her that I learned a lot from Dad, but it was really Professor Malkin in college who taught me the most about diversified portfolios.”

“So she’s coming to dinner. That’s good, isn’t it?”

I’m trying to keep up with his manic switches from ranting to kissing me and back to ranting, while consciously ignoring the heat between my legs. Carter stops pacing and pins me with a hard stare. “She said she’s looking forward to dinner with us again. Us, as in you and me.”

Finally, I realize why he’s freaking out because I begin freaking out worse than he is. I hop down from the counter, brushing past Carter as I look for an escape that my small apartment doesn’t provide. “No way, nope, nuh-uh, not doing that again.”

“You have to. You already said you’d help me,” he informs me, seemingly thinking I’ve forgotten my response from mere minutes ago.

Trust me, bucko. I won’t be forgetting anything about tonight.

“Help you? I thought you meant like you wanted me to go over art with you some more!” I can hear how ridiculous that sounds once I say it aloud, but I can’t sit with sweet old Elena Cartwright and lie to her again. I feel guilty enough as it is.

“Please,” Carter begs, making puppy dog eyes at me. “There’s no other way. I’ve been over it again and again.” He huffs a bitter laugh. “Believe me, I’ve looked from every angle, from the KISS solutions to the ridiculous. None of them will work.”

Plopping down onto my couch, I cover up with the blanket there, needing to put barriers between us after what just happened. I can’t tell him no when I can still taste the beer from his kiss. “Can’t you tell her I’m busy that night or something?”

Carter shakes his head. “That’d only bring up more questions.”

“More questions than showing up to dinner with a wife your family knows nothing about?” I ask incredulously.

“If we come in together, Elena knows and likes you, and they’ll just think we’re together. They wouldn’t dream of arguing in front of a potential client. It would serve no purpose.” He seems sure, but I can’t imagine a family where a surprise wife wouldn’t be cause for alarm and a whole laundry list of questions.

He drops to the floor in front of the couch, his hands gathering mine in his. Looking me in the eye, he says earnestly, “Please.”

I stare at him for a long moment, wanting to say no.

He moves closer, until our lips are mere inches apart, as he whispers, “Please, Luna. I need you. Please.”

His kiss this time is gentle, his tongue probing as his lips move over mine. It feels as though he’s savoring me, and I get lost in him. I lean forward, hungry for more, and he weaves his hands into my hair, holding me in place as he takes my breath. And along with it, my doubts and worries.

“Okay,” I whisper against his lips.

I’m not sure why I agree. The smart thing to do would be to leave Carter alone, walk away from this fake marriage thing he’s still running on Elena, and tell Zack he owes me an entire library worth of books.

“Really?” He breaks the kiss, pulling back the slightest bit so I can see his smile is hopeful and full of promise. He rises to the couch, sitting next to me. His eyes are clearing, his focus centering.

I can’t think of an argument, or at least not one I haven’t already tried, so I nod silently, though I do wonder if I’m getting played by Charming Carter the same way he’s playing Elena.

“Thank you. I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

I’m not sure about any of this, but he sounds so deeply grateful that I can feel a blush heating my cheeks.

“I need to give you the rundown on my family so you’re ready.” He’s back to all business in a blink, and my head spins.

How can he do that? Go from kissing to clear-headed?

“Ready?” I will never be ready for this. I’m the antithesis of ready to meet my fake husband’s family, especially when they’re the freaking Harringtons and I’m an awkward, introverted artist whose idea of fancy dress is non-paint-spattered overalls. In a moment of wishful thinking, I ask, “How bad could they be?”

“They’re not bad, exactly, just Harringtons, and that comes with a lot of baggage. A lot of baggage,” he repeats.

“You’re coaching me on how to meet your family as your fake wife, and you think they have baggage?” I question.

He chuckles at the dig. “I really appreciate this.” His eyes drop to my hands, where I’m fidgeting with the blanket. “And I’m sorry for . . . before.”

He’s talking about the aggression in the kitchen and how it differs from the sweeter kiss we just shared. But if we’re getting to know each other, I need to be honest with him. “I’m not.”

He gives me a cocky, heated smirk, and I wonder if I maybe should’ve kept that to myself. “Let’s start with the easy ones,” he says instead of torturing me with that info. “You’ve already met Kyle . . .”

“Wait! Let me get my notecards so I can study before dinner.” This will be so much worse than a test or memorizing the tour information. I will need to know these people backward and forward and respond to them in real time as if we’ve been family for a while so that I can fool Elena. And pray that Carter’s right about his family not questioning my sudden appearance in front of a guest.

With notecards and my favorite pen in hand, Carter tells me about his family. He’s right . . . they’re a lot. And I have to have dinner with them as Carter’s wife.

I’m in so much trouble.

CHAPTER

FIFTEEN

CARTER

If Dad’s office at work is hell, his home office is purgatory. It’s equally his domain, but there’s no fa?ade of professionalism, and the only hope of rescue is Mom, and she tends to stay out of office politics and projects as much as possible.

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