He took a deep breath. It was an attempt to loosen the knots in his stomach, the strange dread that still consumed him at letting Persephone out of his sight. It was ridiculous. He knew she needed freedom, and he had no desire to be like her mother, to keep her sequestered and sheltered from the world at large. Those actions would only make her wilt, but he did want her to recognize that the world was a different place when people knew her name, and he feared that she would come to understand that too late.
Hades returned to the Underworld, teleporting to his office. He approached the bar to pour a glass of whiskey when he found his cabinet was empty.
Strange, he thought, and surveyed the room, noticing that the door to the balcony was slightly ajar. He approached and stepped out, looking down to find an explosion of broken glass on the cobble-stoned courtyard below.
“What the fuck,” he said under his breath and teleported to the ground.
The glass crunched beneath his feet as he appeared, once again looking around in confusion. It appeared that every bottle of alcohol he owned had found its way over the edge of his balcony.
In all the time he had existed, this had never happened.
The air changed suddenly, filling with a smoky, earthy smell.
Hades turned to see Hecate appear, cloaked in black velvet. The Goddess of Magic often wandered the world at night, wrapped up in various missions of her own making. Hades never questioned her whereabouts, trusting that whatever she was up to was warranted.
Except that today, he suspected she had something to do with the mess at his feet.
“Where have you been?” Hades asked.
The goddess turned toward him, removing her hood, revealing her dark, braided hair. “Meddling,” Hecate replied sheepishly.
Hades had no doubt and indicated the glass littering the ground. “What happened here?”
Hecate let her gaze fall, though Hades suspected she didn’t need to look.
“Persephone and I had a little fun after you left last night,” Hecate answered.
“A little fun?”
The goddess did not even blink, her dark eyes as passive as ever. “We needed to find another way to expend her energy since you couldn’t.”
“It wasn’t that I couldn’t,” Hades grated out.
“So you wouldn’t? Even worse.”
“Hecate,” Hades warned.
“Do not be upset with me when it is you who could not perform.”
Hades snapped his fingers, and pieces of the glass assembled into the shape of a bottle in his hand, full of amber liquid. He took a drink.
“If you are going to continue to question my ability to give my partner pleasure, I would be more than happy to prove otherwise with a detailed account of how I spent my night.”
“Hmm,” Hecate hummed, almost warmly, and answered, “I think I’ll pass.”
“If you’re finished critiquing my sex life, I’d like you to accompany me on a business trip.”
Despite the labor Hera had assigned, the pressing matter of Leuce’s return, and the unrelenting media Persephone would face today—which Hades mostly blamed Kal for—he still had to deal with Acacius, the false oracle who was carelessly offering prophecy without any consideration for the consequences.
“Is that what you’re calling your interrogations?” she asked.
“Do not act as if you disapprove,” he said.
“Oh, I fully support persecution when it’s deserved,” she said.
“This is deserved,” Hades said. “I have reason to believe this mortal has obtained a kind of relic that allows him to see the threads of the present and future.”
“So what has he done to incur your wrath? Tell people when they will die?”
“No,” Hades said mildly. “He’s offering outcomes—athletics, cards, racing.”
Hades had to admit it was unusual. In the past when he had handled a mortal who’d come into possession of a relic with sight, they’d already traumatized themselves and others by offering insight into death dates, lovers, the potential for children.
Everyone wanted to know the future until they didn’t.
“What a waste,” Hecate said, and Hades wondered if she was more upset that there was no particular drama to this case. Then she yawned. “But you know I do not go out in the daylight.”
“Are you saying you would forgo the chance to punish a false oracle who sacrifices cats for divine favor?”
Hecate cringed noticeably. “How criminal. I’ll be ready in ten minutes.”
*
Hades did not often shape-shift and rarely had reason to, even when he was confronting those who broke the rules of his Underworld, but this was a special case. He had used this tired, mortal skin upon his initial visit to Acacius a few days prior to the race, begrudgingly approaching the greasy, dark-haired mechanic to evaluate his so-called skills. When he had entered the musty shop, Acacius stood behind a counter, pen in hand, filling out forms. He had not even looked up as he’d asked in a bored monotone, “What can I do for you?”