The teenager in the hoodie sits closest by the window, and he makes a show of swigging from the paper-bagged bottle. Ryke rests his forearms on the table, itching to trash it, but he forces himself to stay seated.
Most of the teenagers wear normal clothes: jeans and a nice shirt. I can’t stereotype them as anything more than bored rich kids. Something I’m pretty familiar with.
Next to Ryke, a guy with jet-black hair speaks first, “Where’s your prick friend?”
“Yeah,” a redhead next to me asks, “is he going to show up and lecture us for an hour?”
“Let me guess.” I point at the redhead. “Your last name is Patrick.”
He crosses his arms and slouches. “So what?” So Connor talked to your parents and only pissed everyone off. This has to go better than that. But maybe it’s a lost cause.
Regardless…I still plan on trying.
“I’m not going to lecture you,” I begin, but the guy in the hoodie leans forward.
He sneers at me, “You can’t kick us out. We have a right to be here like everyone else.” He’s the one I remember most, with tousled brown hair and a soft face. The one I grabbed when they shot paintballs at our house.
A guy with a buzz-cut pipes in, “Yeah, it’s our first amendment right to be here.”
They’re lucky Connor isn’t at Superheroes & Scones. He’d tear into that statement, and he’d probably make them feel small.
Ryke rolls his eyes dramatically. “You all smell like cheap fucking vodka.”
“Sorry,” the hoodie guy says dryly. “We’ll buy better stuff next time.”
“That’s not what I…” Ryke growls in frustration as two of them make crude gestures with their hands and tongue. He loses his patience, and his eyes flit to me, tagging me in.
“Come on, you all look no older than seventeen,” I tell them. “Drinking underage is illegal, so you’re not in a power position here.” I nod to the guy in the hoodie. “What’s your name?”
“Fuck you,” he curses and then switches his V-shaped fingers into one middle finger, flipping me off.
Ryke and I exchange a look like this isn’t going anywhere. What’s worse, the booth is pressed against a window, and people keep snapping photos of us.
“How was that bourbon bath?” the jet-black hair guy asks with a laugh. And then he high-fives his friend across the table.
Ryke’s eyes flash hot. “You think it’s funny?”
“Ryke,” I interject and shake my head.
The hoodie guy mutters, “Pussy.” It was directed at me. One-hundred percent.
The redhead snickers. “Nice, Garrison.”
“Dude,” Garrison gapes, his hood falling off his head. And when he catches me watching him, he practically spits at me. “What are you looking at?”
“You,” I say, with just as much venom. And his guard lowers an inch, hurt flares in his eyes. Instinct guides me to a new place. “Here’s what’s going to happen. You all have two options.” Surprisingly they quiet to listen to me. “You can stop the pranks, never come around our house again. If you’re that bored, I wouldn’t mind hiring some of you to work here. If you don’t want a job, I get it. You can have a discount on comics, if that’s your thing.”
Ryke adds, “And I’d be willing to teach all of you to rock climb at the gym. But you can’t drink.”
“Sounds like so much fun,” the redhead says with the roll of his eyes.
Garrison picks at the paper bag, his gaze faraway on the table. “And the second option?” he asks.
“You vandalize our house again or harass our girls, and we’ll press charges. The minute we even see your goddamn pinky toe on our lawn, I’m calling the cops. Take it from someone who’s been in jail, you don’t want to be there. Even for a couple hours.”
Garrison lets out a short, irritated laugh. “When were you in jail?”
Without blinking I say, “I doused some asshole’s door with pig’s blood.”
“No way,” the redhead gapes.
Garrison sits up straighter. “Yeah? Where’s that asshole now?”
I shake my head. “I don’t know. That shit is long gone, man. You’re going to leave prep school and you’re only going to take your mistakes with you.” I eye the bottle of booze. “You can stay here if you hand that over and don’t cause any commotion. Otherwise, you have to go.”