‘Get out, you lummox,’ the l-c told Klew. ‘Jesus wept.’ He motioned to Donk, whose brown combat boots were sticking out from beneath his pants, which were too short. This was also comical, because he looked like a kid clumping around the house in his daddy’s shoes. ‘You. Pipsqueak. Get over here. What’s your name?’
‘Sir, I am Pfc Peter Cashman, and I—’
‘Don’t salute, you dimwit, not in an op zone. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?’
‘No sir, not that I remember, s—’
‘Get in the bucket with what’s-his-fuck, and when you get up there …’ He looked around. ‘Ah God, where’s the fucking shroud?’
Maybe technically the right word for what he was talking about, but wrong in every other way. I saw Klew cross himself.
Albie, still in the bucket, looked down. ‘Uh, I believe I’m standing on it, sir.’
Jamieson wiped his forehead. ‘All right, okay, at least somebody remembered to bring it.’
That had been me.
‘Get in there, Cashman. And deploy it with utmost haste. Time is marching.’
The bucket platform rose in a whine of hydraulics. At its maximum height, maybe thirty-five or forty feet, it shuddered to a stop beside one of the transformers. Albie and Donk danced around, yanking at the shroud and finally managing to get it out from under their feet. Then, aided by some inventive cursing – including some learned from the Iraqi kids who came out to beg candy and cigarettes – they got it deployed. The result was a canvas cylinder around the bucket and the transformer. It was held at the top by hooks on one of the pole’s cross-arms and snapped together down one side, like the button-up fly on a pair of 501 jeans. The outside was emblazoned with a bunch of pothooks in bright yellow. I had no idea what they said and didn’t care as long as it wasn’t SNIPER TEAM AT WORK.
The bucket came back down, leaving the cylinder behind. It did look like a shroud once the waist-high rail of the bucket was no longer holding out the sides. Donk’s hands were bleeding and Albie had a scratch on his face, but at least neither of them had taken a header out of the bucket. A couple of times it had looked close.
Taco was craning his neck to look up. ‘What’s that thing s’posed to be, sir?’
‘Sand guard,’ Jamieson said, then added, ‘I believe.’
‘Not exactly unobtrusive,’ Taco said. Now he was looking across the river at the crammed-together houses and shops and warehouses and mosques on the other side. It was the southwestern part of town we’d come to call Queens. A hundred or so Marines came out of there in body bags. Hundreds more came out with fewer body parts than they had going in.
‘When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you,’ the l-c said – an oldie but a goody. ‘Grab your gear and get up there toot-sweet. Put on a couple of those orange vests before you get in the bucket so anyone looking sees them when you go up. The rest of you men kind of swirl around and look busy. The last thing we want is for anyone to see that rifle. Summers, keep your back to the river until you’re under …’ He stopped. He didn’t want to say until you’re under the shroud and I didn’t want to hear it. ‘Until you’re under cover.’
I said roger that and up we went, me with my M40 held at port arms and my back to the city, Taco with his feet planted around his spotter stuff. Snipers are glamor boys, the ones they make movies about and the ones Stephen Hunter writes his novels about, but it’s the spotters who really do the work.
I don’t know how real shrouds smell, but the canvas cylinder stank like old dead fish. I undid three of the snaps down its seam to create a firing slit, but it was in the wrong place unless I wanted to shoot a goat wandering in the direction of Ramadi. The two of us managed to work it around, grunting and swearing and trying to keep the goddamned thing on at least two of the crossbar hooks as we did it. The canvas flapped in our faces. The dead fish smell got worse. This time I was the one who almost fell out of the bucket. Taco grabbed my orange vest with one hand and the strap of my rifle with the other.
‘What are you men doing up there?’ Jamieson called. From below, all he and the others could see were our feet shuffling around clumsily, like grammar school kids learning to waltz.
‘Housework, sir,’ Taco called back.
‘Well, I suggest you stop the housework and get set up. It’s almost ten.’
‘Not our fault those nimrods put the slit facing the wrong direction,’ Taco grumbled to me.