Ruby’s phone buzzed on the table. I saw the caller. It said Griff. She ignored it and looked up at me. “I don’t know, Cricket, this sounds risky. What if Scott or Stephanie catches you? You’re not exactly easy to overlook.”
“What do you mean by that?”
She gestured to me. “You’re pretty, blonde, and curvy. You’re exactly the kind of woman men look at. Women, too.”
Well, that compliment made me feel better, even though it shouldn’t have because for this specific instance I needed to be not pretty, blonde, or curvy. “I can wear a disguise. Don’t they have temporary hair color? Oh, a wig! I can wear one of those. That will totally work. I snapped a picture of Scott’s calendar. He has a lunch today at Rendezvous in Bossier with someone. And what banker drives all the way almost to Haughton to eat? I’ll tell you—the kind who doesn’t want to be seen by people he knows because he’s with his sidepiece. I think some”—I tapped the open chapter that I had bookmarked—“surveillance is in order. All I have to do is get a table close enough to get a few shots of them together.”
“And not get recognized by your husband.” Ruby looked down at the book. Her phone rang again.
“Answer your phone. I’m going to the beauty-supply store to get a wig.” I grabbed my purse before she could protest. She reluctantly answered her phone as I slipped out the door. Thirty minutes later, I was talking to an experienced saleslady who had sold me on how great I would look in a short, sassy brown wig—it would be just the thing for the role-playing I was doing to spice up my marriage.
As if.
I purchased all the things that went with a wig, along with some burgundy lipstick and fake eyelashes that she swore were easy to put on, feeling a little guilty about lying to her. She seemed so excited for me. When I got back into the van, I called Ruby and asked her if she knew what I should wear to look not so suburban mom–like. She said she would cover it, so I went back to Printemps, sent Jade home so I wouldn’t have to answer questions about disguising myself as Maddie Holt, the alter ego I had carved from my two favorite fictional investigators from the eighties, and prepared myself for my biggest role—the woman who nails her cheating husband.
So presently I was trying really hard not to complain as Ruby jabbed a dozen more bobby pins into my scalp. Because she was helping me do this. She’d even gotten me a lunch date as my cover.
“There,” Ruby said, combing her fingers through my sassy bobbed wig, tugging on it slightly to make sure it stayed in place. “You look pretty damned good as a brunette, hottie.”
A shadow fell over the back door.
“Oh, he’s here.” Ruby eyed me as she backed toward the kitchen door of Printemps, flipping the lock and opening the door.
Griffin Moon stepped inside, ducking down so he didn’t brush his head against the doorframe. “Fine. I’m here. Here’s your keys.”
He didn’t sound happy about it, no matter what Ruby said.
Griffin was my “date” for the luncheon. I had argued that I could go to the restaurant alone and pretend to take some selfies, capturing Scott and who I hoped would be Stephanie in the background. I would take a book. Lots of people dined alone, reading a book. But Ruby said that it would draw more attention to me. People noticed when someone was alone, but they never thought twice about a couple. Couples were normal. So while she was on the phone with Griff, who was bringing her car to the store because he had already had it fixed for her—something Ruby was peeved about—she’d told him that he was going to be my date. Like an order, from what I understood.
Hadn’t gone over well with the big guy, but according to Ruby, he didn’t have to like it. He just had to do it. And Griffin had agreed to accompany me as my cover.
My “date” set the keys on the counter and looked at me before glancing away. Then he looked at me again.
He hadn’t recognized me.
Good sign.
“Thanks for going with me, Mr. Moon. At least you get a free meal out of it,” I said, moving to brush the shaggy bangs of my wig back and finding nothing to brush. Ruby had put the false eyelashes on me, and I kept thinking the thick butterflies batting at my eyes were my bangs.
“I can buy my own meals.”
Well, whatcha gonna say to that?
“Don’t be a grump. You owe me,” Ruby said, picking up the lipstick and dabbing at my lips with it. “There.”
“Owe you for what? I bought you a new alternator. And I towed y’all that night. I think I’ve paid whatever I owed you back tenfold—”