Devil House by John Darnielle
To that most gentle of shepherds,
Mr. Barry Sanders,
at whose feet I cribbed the cant
“Dulcia,” said Sibyl in a low, half weeping tone, as Grant and Beatrice moved away, “people always say strange things, when something happens, don’t they?”
—Ivy COMPTON-BURNETT, A House and Its Head
1
Chandler
1.
MOM CALLED YESTERDAY to ask if I was ready to come home yet; I went directly to San Francisco from college, and I’ve been in Milpitas for five years now, but she holds fast to her theory that eventually I’m coming back to San Luis Obispo. “When you get done with your little experiment up there,” she says. There are competing wrinkles in the mythical future she imagines for me; in one variant, she retires and finds a quaint little house in San Francisco, where I was living until I came here. Then we’d only be an hour apart from one another instead of three; we might see more of each other on weekends.
“Mom,” I tell her, “nobody can afford to live in San Francisco anymore.”
“Oh, but that can’t be true,” she says.
“You’re right,” I say, “there are still rich people there. There are also people who spend all their money every month on rent and food, and have nothing left over.”
“It’s like that everywhere,” Mom says.
“It’s a little less like that here, Mom,” I tell her. She doesn’t believe me. My mother is a prophet of ruin. The last time I went home, she kept pointing out places that would be, she said, the next to fall—old brick buildings, crumbling strip malls, grocery stores.
“Everywhere,” she says again. “You’ll see.” She’s probably right. A surveyor walked through the neighborhood last week; I watched from my window, and I saw several familiar faces doing the same from theirs. But it’s hard for me to imagine anyone wanting to do anything to a block like mine. Around the corner and down the street, somebody did get a big idea at some point in the 1960s, and put up the identical duplexes that stand there now in facing rows, one after the other, driveway distances between each of them soothingly uniform, unit after unit. My block’s the odd man out; there’s not enough of it to make it worth anybody’s while, though that didn’t stop somebody from trying, once.
We kick the ball back and forth for a while, comfortable and familiar. “You’d like it if you saw it in the flesh,” I say at one point, defending my house against the impression of it she gets from the pictures I share on Facebook: my porch with its flaking paint, the nasty seventies chain-link that marks the boundary between my backyard and my neighbor’s, the freeway visible in the background.
“But Gage, you’re descended from kings,” she says, for the hundredth time in my life, or the five hundredth, or the five thousandth; and I smile, because it’s true, it’s all true.
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THE CHANDLER FAMILY’S CLAIM to royal blood traces back for generations; the only reason my last name is Chandler and not Davidson is that my mother spelled out the terms of engagement for my father long before she got pregnant. “I’m giving the family name to my children,” she’d said. “Take it or leave it.” It was the sixties; my dad didn’t care.
It’s hard to say how seriously Mom took any of it; she remembered challenging her own mother, my grandmother, regarding the bloodline, who, without a moment’s hesitation, began rattling off a now-lost genealogy that took fifteen minutes to recite. “It was like she’d been saving all these names up to admonish me with,” Mom told me, wonder in her voice. I was twelve; crawling through the library stacks that summer, I scouted out dusty, shelf-worn books that listed ancient names and estates. There were no Chandlers. Chandler was a workingman’s name, I learned from a reference book—a maker of candles, a city trade. Any and all Chandlers in the genealogies were a long way from the castle—even if, as Mom had a habit of pointing out whenever the occasion arose, we owned the house we lived in free and clear: her pride in the matter so evident, whenever it came up, that it made imagining kings further back in the bracket a little harder still.
I wondered, but I didn’t want to press her on the question. At some point we’d stopped being royal, I guessed. It can happen to the best of families.
But the story traveled with me as I grew up, learning along the way to let my mind wander: to tales of kings and princes wrongly deposed, sent from the great countryside to London, where they learned to live by the work of their hands, pouring wax into iron molds they’d spirited out of the castle’s workshops as the barbarians sacked the great hall. Carrying their meager but vital plunder in packs on backs by night to the outskirts of the city, learning their way. The Chandlers, great lights made small. I was good at telling stories when I was a kid. It became a habit.