Beige George shakes hands.
The broad-shouldered boy with the broken nose bows comically.
The redheaded boy in the leather jacket looks up from the bucket. “Sorry I’m so disgusting.”
“Thank you for the present, Yardley,” I say. Cheeky, but I mean it.
“You’re welcome.” Yardley marches over to the bucket of vomit and picks it up. “Major,” she says to him. “Are you finished ralphing?”
“I am.”
“Promise?”
He squints. “We’re going on dry land now, right?”
“Yes, we are.”
“Then I promise.”
Yardley climbs out of the cabin and goes to the back of the boat, where she dumps the contents of the bucket and rinses it in the sea. We all follow her, the boys lugging backpacks. Their duffel bags have been taken out by the staff.
“Do you want a mint, Major?” Yardley says. “I bet you want a mint before you meet my aunt and uncle.”
Major nods.
She gives him a mint from a paper tube in the back pocket of her shorts. “Okay, you weenies, get off the boat and meet everyone. Make big eyes at my auntie Tipper, ’kay? And shake hands with my uncle Harris.”
And so in a bustle, my parents meet George Bryce-Amory, the beige yet pink-and-plaid canoe-racing boyfriend of Yardley. George is all toothy smile, strong forearms, hearty proclamations （“Nice little place you got here”） interspersed with self-mocking asides. “Oh, I’m a terrible cook,” he tells my mother when she offers to stock the Goose kitchen for him and his friends. “It’s really shocking and even scary. I make, like, burned coffee and, let me think, kind-of-raw oatmeal and that’s it.”
She promptly invites him to come up to Clairmont for breakfast any morning, and says he can help himself to leftover pie. “The coffee’s always on by six a.m.,” she says. “And by eight there will be eggs and muffins.” She promises to buy him cereal for the cottage and extracts favorite brands from each of the boys. George likes Lucky Charms. “It’s revolting, I know. I should be eating oat bran, but I love it so much,” he says.
Jeremy Majorino, known as Major, is the ralpher with no sea legs, the red hair and leather jacket. He is the product （we learn） of an artsy private school in Brooklyn, friends with George from years of summer camp. “When George decides he’s friends with you, you don’t have a choice,” Major says, shaking Harris’s hand awkwardly. “Loyalest guy I know.”
While all this is happening, the boy with the broad shoulders and the broken nose is loafing behind his friends, his hands in his pockets as he stares out at the sea. His worn T-shirt blows in the wind. All three of our dogs come up to him and he bends over to stroke their soft heads. I hear him saying in a low voice: “Oh, hello, good-looker. Oh, yes, you too. And you. Ack, you slimed my hand. You slimed it with your dog nose! I’m wiping it off on your fur, you slimy dog. You deserve it. Yes you do. Are we friends anyway? I think we are friends.”
He feels me looking at him and stands up. Smiles. His eyebrows are thick over dark brown eyes. His nearly black hair hasn’t been cut in ages.
His name is Lawrence Pfefferman, he says to my parents. “Call me Lor, for short. Or Pfeff,” he says.
“Watch out,” Yardley whispers in my ear.
“Why?” I ask.
“Just watch out, is all,” she says. “Pfeff is a lot.”
It is pronounced “Feff.” To my parents, George explains that he and Pfeff are friends from school in Philadelphia.
“You a boating man, Lor?” says my dad, tossing his head mockingly at Major.
“Yes, sir.”
“All right, then. We’ll take the sailboat out this evening, for the sunset. Everyone but that guy.” Another dig at Major, because he threw up. “You in, George? A little sailing?”
George looks hesitant to leave Major alone on their first night here, but he doesn’t have to say anything because Tipper interjects.
“Harris, we have the Lemon Hunt tonight.”
“Oh, but the weather is—”
“No,” says Tipper firmly. “I have been working for days on the Lemon Hunt. This evening is not the time.”
She takes her parties very seriously. My father grins. “Tomorrow, then,” he tells George and Pfeff. “We’ll get a good sunset. Let me show you boys to Goose Cottage.”
He grabs someone’s backpack and heads down the walkway to the guesthouse. Yardley and the boys go along.