Shadow sat down.
“I’ve heard a lot about you,” said Mr. Alice. “Been wanting to meet you for a while. They said you were a smart young man who was going places. That’s what they said.”
“So you didn’t just hire a tourist to keep the neighbors away from your party?”
“Well, yes and no. We had a few other candidates, obviously. It’s just you were perfect for the job. And when I realized who you were. Well, a gift from the gods really, weren’t you?”
“I don’t know. Was I?”
“Absolutely. You see, this party goes back a very long way. Almost a thousand years, they’ve been having it. Never missed a single year. And every year there’s a fight, between our man and their man. And our man wins. This year, our man is you.”
“Who…” said Shadow. “Who are they? And who are you?”
“I am your host,” said Mr. Alice. “I suppose…” He stopped, for a moment, tapped his walking stick against the wooden floor. “They are the ones who lost, a long time ago. We won. We were the knights, and they were the dragons, we were the giant-killers, they were the ogres. We were the men and they were the monsters. And we won. They know their place now. And tonight is all about not letting them forget it. It’s humanity you’ll be fighting for, tonight. We can’t let them get the upper hand. Not even a little. Us versus them.”
“Doctor Gaskell said that I was a monster,” said Shadow.
“Doctor Gaskell?” said Mr. Alice. “Friend of yours?”
“No,” said Shadow. “He works for you. Or for the people who work for you. I think he kills children and takes pictures of them.”
Mr. Alice dropped his walking stick. He bent down, awkwardly, to pick it up. Then he said, “Well, I don’t think you’re a monster, Shadow. I think you’re a hero.”
No, thought Shadow. You think I’m a monster. But you think I’m your monster.
“Now, you do well tonight,” said Mr. Alice, “and I know you will—and you can name your price. You ever wondered why some people were film stars, or famous, or rich? Bet you think, He’s got no talent. What’s he got that I haven’t got? Well, sometimes the answer is, he’s got someone like me on his side.”
“Are you a god?” asked Shadow.
Mr. Alice laughed then, a deep, full-throated chuckle. “Nice one, Mister Moon. Not at all. I’m just a boy from Streatham who’s done well for himself.”
“So who do I fight?” asked Shadow.
“You’ll meet him tonight,” said Mr. Alice. “Now, there’s stuff needs to come down from the attic. Why don’t you lend Smithie a hand? Big lad like you, it’ll be a doddle.”
The audience was over and, as if on cue, Smith walked in.
“I was just saying,” said Mr. Alice, “that our boy here would help you bring the stuff down from the attic.”
“Triffic,” said Smith. “Come on, Shadow. Let’s wend our way upwards.”
They went up, through the house, up a dark wooden stairway, to a padlocked door, which Smith unlocked, into a dusty wooden attic, piled high with what looked like…
“Drums?” said Shadow.
“Drums,” said Smith. They were made of wood and of animal skins. Each drum was a different size. “Right, let’s take them down.”
They carried the drums downstairs. Smith carried one at a time, holding it as if it was precious. Shadow carried two.
“So what really happens tonight?” asked Shadow, on their third trip, or perhaps their fourth.
“Well,” said Smith. “Most of it, as I understand, you’re best off figuring out on your own. As it happens.”
“And you and Mr. Alice. What part do you play in this?”
Smith gave him a sharp look. They put the drums down at the foot of the stairs, in the great hall. There were several men there, talking in front of the fire.
When they were back up the stairs again, and out of earshot of the guests, Smith said, “Mr. Alice will be leaving us late this afternoon. I’ll stick around.”
“He’s leaving? Isn’t he part of this?”
Smith looked offended. “He’s the host,” he said. “But.” He stopped. Shadow understood. Smith didn’t talk about his employer. They carried more drums down the stairs. When they had brought down all the drums, they carried down heavy leather bags.
“What’s in these?” asked Shadow.