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Funny You Should Ask(73)

Author:Elissa Sussman

Gabe swept me into a hug, lifting me off my feet as he spun me across the bedroom.

“Wow,” Adrienne said, once he’d put me down. “You two really are the dream team, aren’t you?”

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THE PERFECT DAY

The Novelist and I used to play a game called the Perfect Day. We’d usually play this game on the few evenings when we could afford to go out for a nice dinner.

The Novelist had a very detailed, very specific Perfect Day that required more luck than money. He loved the beach, especially ones with those old-fashioned boardwalks. His Perfect Day would be at one of those boardwalks on the East Coast. It would be summer, hot but not unbearably so. We’d get a hot dog and a frozen lemonade, then, by some wonderful chance, the moment we wanted to get out of the sun, we’d walk by a bookshop. We’d duck in to find that they were about to host one of the Novelist’s favorite writers. One of the literary Jonathans, like Safran Foer or Franzen. It would be a small, intimate event that hadn’t been advertised at all. In fact, we’d be the only ones there. And the literary Jonathan would look out into his audience of two and say, “What the hell, let’s just go grab dinner together.” And we would. A fancy seafood restaurant where we’d eat lobster in those plastic bibs. The Novelist would get a funny picture of the two of them. They’d talk about books and the literary Jonathan would say something like “that idea sounds incredible. Here’s my personal email—send it to me when you’re done. We’ll get it published.”

My Perfect Day was different in almost every way, except it also involved walking around and finding a bookstore. Fitting, I suppose, since that’s where the Novelist and I met.

I didn’t have a specific place where my Perfect Day would occur. I just knew it would be somewhere that it got cold. I wanted to be wearing a cozy sweater and warm jacket. It didn’t need to be freezing, but I imagined the weather would be chilly enough to make my cheeks red. I’d be in a small town. The kind of town where people knew you. Where you’d walk past a store and the owner would pop their head out the door trying to lure you inside to see the latest jewelry they got in stock, or to try a new recipe they were testing. At some point, I’d get a hot chocolate with lots of marshmallows, using the heat from the cup to keep my hands warm. I’d walk down a street lined with twinkly lights and garlands draped between lampposts. Everyone I walked past would say hello. When it got just cold enough, that’s when I’d walk past the bookshop. It would smell like cider inside and sure enough, there would be a little beverage cart near the door with cups and a cheery sign that would read Help yourself. I’d switch out my hot chocolate for a cider and wander around the store. It would be large but full of books and leather chairs and maybe even a cat lounging on some shelves. Every book I wanted to buy would be in stock and I’d find a few more that I hadn’t even known I wanted. But the thing that made it the Perfect Day would be that when I went to check out, the salesperson would recognize me. It’s you, they’d say, and then point to a shelf where my book was prominently displayed. Would you mind signing some copies? they’d ask. We’re big fans of your work.

That, I think, would truly be the Perfect Day.

xoChani

Chapter

21

My head hurt and my tongue was fuzzy. I felt queasy and I knew that if I tried to go back to bed, all I’d get was a few hours of weird, uneasy sleep and possibly bad dreams mixed in as well. I’d feel gross and tired and I knew that I was going to be spending the rest of this day lying in bed.

Then I realized I wasn’t home. And it wasn’t daytime.

It was dark, but there was light coming through the floor-length curtains—enough for me to get a decent view of where I was. A bedroom. A big bedroom. The bed was ridiculously large. I’d never been in a king-sized bed before but this seemed even more massive than that. Like I could start rolling to one side and it would be morning before I got to the edge. The sheets were really nice—soft and luxurious. They smelled good too.

It took a moment for me to realize exactly what they smelled like. An expensive, exclusive cedar tree.

I sat up fast, my head hating me.

I was in Gabe’s house. In Gabe’s bed.

Looking around, I confirmed that I was alone and—except for my shoes—I was fully clothed. I slumped back against the very nice pillows.

Shit.

I didn’t know what was more embarrassing—that I’d passed out in Gabe’s bed or that I was in Gabe’s bed alone.

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