By the time I sit down on the sofa with my laptop, I am already rattled.
I open my e-mail account to find a single new message. Margo has forwarded the new tenant’s paperwork to me. She’s cc’d Graham. She leaves no message of her own, no hint that this is anything other than an ordinary rental.
I read the new tenant’s plucky e-mail:
Hi!
My name is Demi Golding and I’m looking for a quiet, peaceful place in the city.
Look elsewhere.
It’s just me!
This is a must. Margo does extensive research to make sure there won’t be interference.
“We want people who won’t ask for outside help,” she once said. “People determined to make their own way in the world. Bootstrappers”—her tongue twisted with disgust—“who work so hard to get ahead that they don’t have time for anything else.”
I make $350,000 a year as a Director at Alphaspire.
I lose my breath for a second. She makes more money than Graham.
My credit score is 801. It’s very important to me that I have a good relationship with my neighbors.
You’ve come to the wrong place. You couldn’t be more wrong. Margo would say it was her fault. That she was asking for it. “There is nothing more debased than climbing the ladder!”
One last thing! Shoe closets are a must! I’m a bit of a collector.
Us, too. But not shoes.
I am still hoping for a way around this. A deus ex machina. But in the meantime, I’d better prepare. I crack my knuckles and open a new tab.
I google “Demi Golding.” Her LinkedIn profile confirms her name and her position. She got her start at a small school in a bad neighborhood, then went to NYU, got her master’s at Columbia. There is no picture. She doesn’t have Facebook or an Instagram. She is too busy for social media. Too ambitious to exist. I wonder if she’s pretty, but I doubt it. If she were pretty and smart, she wouldn’t work for a living.
I set my laptop down, pace the floor. Three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year. What would I do with that kind of money? Then I remember we have far more. We.
I stop at the edge of the floor, so close to the glass that I can see my breath on it.
Margo has never chosen a tenant like this, someone so accomplished. She wants me to lose.
* * *
THE GAME IS simple, in theory, but in practice it always gets messy. The tenant is the pawn. The landlord is the player. The family is the audience. We observe from a distance, talk it over at private dinners.
It started long before I came, with Graham’s nanny. According to Margo, “She had some high-minded ideas. She thought we were family.” By the time Margo was finished with her, she did not think that.
And so the games began. Chefs, housekeepers, drivers, were all fair play. Anyone who Margo felt wanted to rise above their station: an overly familiar comment, a criticism or—worse—a compliment was reason enough to say, Game on. But after a while, it seemed silly to hire someone just to crush them—after all, it’s hard enough finding good staff. And it was too easy. Margo was even a snob about the people she was a snob about. So she started taking in tenants.
When Graham was old enough to get wise to it, Margo let him play, too. They started taking turns, trying to top each other.
The most important rule was no interference—not because anyone was afraid of losing but because rich people can’t deal with any conflict they didn’t create. In fact, it’s almost impossible to “lose” the game because the players have all the advantages, and the tenants have no idea they are being played with. It’s very much like hunting. You don’t walk into the forest and punch a deer in the face. You have a gun, a deer stand and a bloated sense of your own virility.
It should be easy for me to win. But I’ve never wanted to play. And I’m still rattled from the last one. The one that went wrong.
Margo blamed me. “You’d better clean this up,” she said once they removed the body. I was still shaking. Graham had an arm slung over my shoulder, drifting from comforting to casual so quickly, it unbalanced me. “After all, it is your fault.”
I made the mistake of calling the housekeeper. The second mistake in Margo’s book. The first was “interfering”—the worst crime you can commit. My job was to watch. My job was to say nothing. My name is “Complicity.” And now she wants me to play. And now she wants me to lose.
Margo has never liked me. She said I tricked Graham into marrying me, like it was a bad thing. She tried for ages to get rid of me, but now she has resigned herself. She can’t let me go. I know all about her and Graham. She has to keep me around, as long as Graham wants me.