“Although, strangely—or perhaps not, I can’t tell—I never once doubted that he loved us. I think that’s what made it so very difficult.
Because everything he did, everything he said, every belittling remark about my career, every snide joke about anal sex—and I’m terribly sorry, I’ve now just said anal sex at my father’s funeral; I suppose there’s no coming back from that, really, is there—all of it came from a place that felt to him like affection. And because he was proud and stubborn, and those are qualities I recognise in myself and value in myself and in some ways have to thank him for, it would never have occurred to him—could never have occurred to him— that if he’d just listen…for once just listen to a voice that wasn’t his own…he’d see that…
“And that’s where I run out of words. Because I’m not sure what it was I wanted him to see, not really. I suppose I wanted him to see that he was a complicated man. And that I, too, was a complicated man. That Christopher and I were both complicated men. That being me wasn’t just a failure state of being him.
“Of course, maybe he knew all that already. Maybe I just didn’t know that he knew it. And he didn’t know that I didn’t know so we just missed each other for thirty years. Or maybe he just didn’t give a fuck. Maybe he went to his grave genuinely disappointed that his eldest son was a fairy.
“The thing is, I have no way of telling. And I suppose that’s why I say he had it coming. I suppose what I really mean is we had it coming. That we would at some point in our lives have to reconcile ourselves either to gradually and politely becoming strangers, or to me telling him to go fuck himself. Because I’d hoped that—and I’ll never know if I was right, and perhaps I’m just projecting this retrospectively onto something I said in the heat of the moment—that there was no looking away from a go-fuck-yourself. David Blackwood was a complicated man, and he was the kind of man who only ever heard what he wanted to hear. But a loud, clear go-fuck-yourself…I thought that would get through to him. Or, if it didn’t, then at least I would know.
“Anyone who knew David—that’s the kind of thing you say at a funeral isn’t it, ‘anyone who knew David’—anyone who knew him would know that he was a man of statements. In his world, things were as they were and there was no interrogating that or changing it or denying it. I suppose that explains why he was so threatened by the idea of nonbinary people, even though he never met one. He believed what he believed and, like Thomas Jefferson, he considered those beliefs to be self-evident truths. He was a complicated man, but he was, at heart, a man of certainties.
“Which is why it’s so strange to me, strange and more than a little painful, that here, at the end, he has left, for me at least, only questions. Had he not, in his typically contrarian fashion, collapsed of a heart attack a few short weeks after I’d finally taken his advice— advice, Uncle Jim, you will be pleased that I remembered well from the halibut story—and stood up for myself, I might have known if we could perhaps…if he would have…
“But I won’t. I’ll never know.
“And that’s what death is really, isn’t it? A lot of things you’ll never know.
“Although, the truth is, I can’t help but feel that if I’d just told my father to go fuck himself ten years ago, we might have been in a much better place today. And I might have been able to stand here and join all of you in pretending my father was simple. Even though he wasn’t. Because none of us is.
“Also, I can’t help but notice that I’ve ended this long and—I freely admit—unfortunately rambling speech about my difficult relationship with David Blackwood by questioning, yet again, whether the problem was me all along.
“I’m like my father, I think, in several ways. But that isn’t one of them. He would never once ask that question. It would be straightforward to him: ‘Oliver, you need to pull your socks up and stop making excuses.’ I suppose that’s another irony, that a man so obsessed with personal responsibility was so insistent on everything being somebody else’s fault. Even the halibut. But then I suppose he saw no contradiction in that. Don’t do as I do, do as I say and so on.
“And in a way…didn’t it work? Because perhaps the end of all this is that I like who I am. I like that I am, at last, the sort of person who can tell his father to go fuck himself and also the kind of person who can accept that perhaps I should have said it earlier or not said it at all. My father was a man of certainties, but I think I am happy being a man of questions.