I insisted he take the elevator.
Fine, I’ll take it.
The shelf wasn’t going to fit, and once I realized that, after watching him struggle with it—did he need help? I asked, and he said he had it, just one more push or shove, but also he was heaving and I could count every vein along his neck—I said how about I take this elevator this time, and he could take a break, drink some water, then disassemble the shelf and try again later.
He said it had fit before, when he first moved in.
I said, yes, but that was probably by a miracle and miracles don’t happen twice.
Well, I’m already halfway in.
Can you get halfway out?
When I finally made it down to the lobby after that fiasco, the doorman asked if Mr. Mark and I were already in love.
I said no. I asked why.
Your cheeks are so flushed.
Not from love, I said, covering my cheeks with my hands, scraping at them to rid them of the color.
But just imagine it. Say the two of you did fall in love, then you wouldn’t even need to move. A cold wintery night, he could cook for you a delicious pot of duck cassoulet and you wouldn’t even need to put on a coat.
I explained that instead of love, what had flushed my cheeks was annoyance and an argument over an elevator. The doorman wagged his finger at me and warned, Don’t be the prejudice. Always strive to be the bride.
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A KNOCK. THE DOORBELL. I opened the door a sliver and saw no one there, but found a pie on my mat, along with a note from 9B that said the shelf had fit in the end, though he felt that we had gotten off on the wrong foot, so here was a chocolate pecan pie that he’d baked himself.
I took the pie in and examined it. I nibbled the crust and waited twenty minutes. Was I high? I checked my breath. Was I dead? I checked my pulse. Neither of these things, so in one night, I ate the rest of the pie. The baking tin I placed back on his mat with a note of thanks.
When we saw each other again in the hall, the mood had changed. I waited patiently as he broke down his boxes, correctly this time, and tossed out his trash.
I asked why he had so much trash. Was it a condition?
He asked why, was I a doctor?
In fact, I said.
Really?
I waited for the standard fuss over what I did for a living and the inevitable request that should he have any pains or discomfort could he come to me first? But Mark didn’t do that and instead did something that made me like him more. He shrugged off my being a doctor like it was no big deal, like it was just another job, which it was. To explain the trash, he said he was an avid home cook. For baking, he could go through two dozen eggs a week. He liked to cook for other people and have low-key gatherings where everyone eats and has fun.
Our hall had started to smell nice, of something rising in the oven or simmering on the stove. Sautéed onions and tomatoes. Freshly made bread.
A knock. The doorbell. I opened the door a sliver and there he was again with another question about the building—are the water pipes always so loud? do all of your burners work?—questions that led to other questions totally unrelated to what he’d initially come to ask.
Read books? he asked.
I shook my head.
You need to read this one.
He gave the title and I nodded my head.
You’ve heard of it then.
I shook my head.
He wondered if we should cohost a housewarming.
I said I didn’t want to do that.
Why not?
I said I didn’t like parties.
Who doesn’t like parties?
Me.
You? he said, then his right eye closed briefly, possibly to wink. Then he walked slowly backward, down the hall, with his face still toward me. Could be fun. Could be great. Mull it over, you.
As odd as my new neighbor was, a great thing about him was that while he was at my door, a quarter of an hour at a time, talking, he never asked me questions about myself. Whether I was married, had kids, wanted to get married, wanted to have kids, or what my life was like, he didn’t seem to care. Relieved of any expectation to respond, I could simply listen and fun-sway along in my head. If my on-service brain was the trenches, then my off-service one was a meadow. If I was part trench, part meadow, then Mark was a roundabout. On and on he could go without making any real progress.
He used to be in publishing and when he said that, I said wow, publishing, except I knew no one in publishing or anything about that field.
Yeah, I used to be at a house, he said so coolly as if he had immediately expected me to be impressed.
A house? I asked. A house and not a building?
The house was in a building, two whole floors.