“Hello,” I call from the front step. The door opens onto a large open hallway, with several doors off each side. “Hello?” I call again.
There’s no answer, so after a few minutes I decide to walk around the side of the house—maybe Maude is in the garden and can’t hear me. The lawn to the side stretches around to a beautifully kept garden, split onto terraces, flowerbeds laden with white roses and giant purple daisies.
“Hello? Mrs. Le Maistre? Is anyone home?”
I see the garden door is open too—she must be here. I head back to the front, put the case down next to the porch, between a stone pillar and a small triangular shrub, then take a tentative step across the threshold of the house. There is a loud noise coming from somewhere, a whirring clattering sound.
“Mrs. Le Maistre?” I call into the hall, while knocking again on the open front door.
Behind me, I hear a car trundle into the driveway. It suddenly feels intrusive that I’ve stepped into this woman’s hallway, and without thinking, I duck farther inside the house, scooting behind Maude’s front door. I realize too late: This is the worst thing I could have done. Now I am stuck here. Peeking out through the window, I hope it might be a delivery driver who leaves quickly. But it is not a delivery driver; the man getting out of the car is Keith—Bee Man Keith from the community fete.
“Shit!” I mutter under my breath. Keith already thinks I’m a weirdo stalker. What if he’s here to warn Maude that some lunatic woman is trying to get hold of her, and then they both find me crouched behind the front door? That would not look good. In a panic, my eyes dart around for somewhere better to hide, and I duck down from the window.
Keith walks up to the front door and calls out just as I did. He pauses, then I hear a voice call out from above my head and I try to flatten myself against the wall like a salamander.
“Oh, it’s you hollering, is it?” comes a female voice from upstairs. “I had the dryer on, it makes a right old racket. Go on through, I’ll meet you in the garden.”
Cold sweat prickles my skin, my mouth is dry. How have I got myself into this situation? I feel like a cat burglar, a really rubbish cat burglar who doesn’t want to steal anything. I worry Keith is going to see the case sitting next to the porch, but he’s walked past it and now he’s standing in the hallway too. I slowly lower myself to the floor.
“Do you need a hand up there, Maude?” Keith calls up the stairs. I hold my breath, worried he is going to hear me breathing. If he closes the door, he will see me, lying on the floor like a human draft excluder. There are footsteps above us.
“No, I’ll come down. Give me one minute,” comes the voice, which must be Maude. I can only see one more secure place to hide, an alcove full of coats in the hall, just a few yards away from me. Keith is facing the stairs, and the dryer noise is still rumbling through the floorboards; this might be my one chance to move. Holding my breath, I get to my feet and tiptoe across to the alcove, then quietly push myself backwards into the forest of coats, pulling a brown Barbour jacket around me, as I hear footsteps on the stairs and a “There you are,” from Keith. Then the clunk of the front door closing— SHIT!
Peering out from behind the coat, I see a woman in her sixties, with a gray bun and plaid skirt, standing by the door next to Keith.
“Well, this is a nice surprise,” says Maude. “The sun’s out, we should sit in the garden.” Yes, sit in the garden, then I can sneak back out of the front door undetected. “I just need to get my specs.”
“Someone was looking for you at the fete this morning,” Keith says, following Maude into one of the rooms off the hall. I should dart out now, sprint out of the back door while they’re out of sight, but I want to hear what he’s going to say about me, so I stay put. “This girl who said she mistakenly picked up Jasper’s suitcase from the airport. She’s under the impression he must have hers.”
Jasper! Jasper! At last, I know his name. I love the name Jasper! It’s perfect. Laura and Jasper, Jasper and Laura; that certainly has a nice ring to it.
“I didn’t want to be responsible for giving her your details, you know. She was a bit . . . odd.”
Odd? Bloody Keith, dissing me, especially when my broadcast brought his fete some much needed customers.
“Oh yes,” says Maude. “I got a rather garbled message from someone, but I couldn’t make out the number to call her back, the line was so crackly.” They both come out of the other room and walk back across the hall—I’ve missed my chance to escape through the garden now. “Jasper rang me to say he’d left his personal mobile at the London flat, so she’ll be having no luck getting hold of him. He went straight out on a lifeboat training exercise to Seymour Tower last night, so I suspect he’s completely incommunicado.”