Shmac has finally gotten back to me, apologetic for having been offline for the best, then worst, then best weekend of my life.
SHMAC: STC is grasping. Everyone knows you have no financial interests and are supporting #FairGraduateAdmissions because you believe in it.
MARIE: I hate what they said about fair admissions being impractical. Who cares? We can and must do better.
SHMAC: Orally.
MARIE: ???
SHMAC: *Totally.
SHMAC: Sorry, speech to text. I’m driving.
MARIE: LOL!
MARIE: Where are you going? And, does it have to do with your best-then-worst-then-best weekend? And does that have to do with The Girl?
SHMAC: I’m taking her out for dinner.
MARIE: djhsgasgarguyfgquergqe
MARIE: （That was a keyboard smash, in case text-to-speech is failing you）
SHMAC: It was, thank you.
MARIE: I’m soooo happy for you, Shmac!
SHMAC: I am, too. Though she’s still a bit skittish.
MARIE: Skittish?
SHMAC: For valid reasons. But I don’t think she’s quite ready to admit it to herself.
MARIE: Admit what?
SHMAC: That I’m serious about this. That I’m in it for the long haul. Or at least for as long as she’ll have me.
I frown. Wait—isn’t the girl in a relationship? There’s no long haul unless she divorces, is there? I want to ask, but I wouldn’t want Shmac to think that I’m judging him for taking up with a married woman—I really don’t, especially since her husband sounds like someone I wouldn’t mind pushing down the Eiffel Tower stairs. I consider telling him that I, too, am going out for dinner—with Camel Dick, no less—but I hear a soft noise.
A little ball of red and gray is hovering in midair around the feeder, pretty wings beating happily at a fluttering rhythm. The first hummingbird of the year. “Hey, beauty.” He sticks his thin beak into one hole and leaves before I can take a picture. I watch him fly over the parking lot and notice Levi’s truck pulling up.
I run downstairs like I’m eleven and heading to the splash pad. “I got my first hummingbird!” I say excitedly, climbing into the truck. Levi has barely finished parking. “Red throat! I didn’t get a picture but they’re territorial, so he’ll be back. And I’ll have the coconut-ginger chickpea soup! My sister says that it’s uncool to read restaurant menus online, but I fully embrace my obsession with food. . . .” I stop. Levi is staring at me open-mouthed. “I have hummingbird shit on my face, don’t I?”
He keeps staring.
“Do you have a tissue?” I look around the cabin. “Or even a piece of paper—”
“No. No, you don’t . . .” He shakes his head, lost for words.
“What’s wrong?”
“You . . .” He swallows.
“。 . . I?”
“The dress. You wore . . . the dress.”
I glance at myself. Oh. Yes. I did wear my Target dress. “I thought you said you didn’t really hate it?”
“And I don’t.” He swallows. “I really don’t.”
I take a better look at him and realize the way he’s staring. Which is . . . “Oh.” My heartbeat picks up.
“Can I kiss you?” he asks, and I could fall in love with this hesitant, shy version of Levi Ward—the same man who nibbled my throat awake at three a.m. to say that he’d die if he couldn’t fuck me again. I let him, enthusiastically. Just like I let him kiss me now, until we’re making out like teenagers, deep, fingers holding my neck, tongues stroking, his weight pressing me into the seat and he’s really, really good at this, charmingly assertive, deliciously insistent. That’s his hand on my knee, under my dress and up my smooth leg, up and up until it’s wrapped around my inner thigh. A light brush against the front of my panties, and I whimper in his mouth just as he groans. I think I’m already wet. And he knows I’m already wet, because his fingertips slip under the elastic and hook it to the side. I gasp against his mouth and his thumb slides against my—
Someone honks one street over, and we both pull back. Oops.
“We should probably . . .”
“Yeah. We should.”
We’re both in agreement. And both reluctant. We’re slow to let go of each other, and when he turns the key in the ignition, the same hand that uses precision screwdrivers on a daily basis is trembling slightly.
I glance out the window. “Levi?”
“Yeah?”
“I just wanted to say that . . .” I smile. “Red lipstick looks great on you.”