I wondered suddenly whether Pip had a chance with Rooney. Rooney seemed pretty straight, judging by how many guys I had seen her flirt with and that she hadn’t tried flirting with any girls, but people could surprise you.
‘You getting along with her OK?’ asked Jason.
‘She’s really nice, yeah. She’s better than me at, like, everything, which is annoying, but she’s fine.’
Pip frowned. ‘Better than you at what?’
‘Oh, you know. Like, making friends, and, I dunno. Talking to people.’ Flirting. Romance. Falling in love, probably.
Neither Jason nor Pip seemed impressed by this answer.
‘OK,’ said Pip. ‘We’re coming round tonight.’
‘You really don’t have to.’
‘No, I know a cry for help when I hear it.’
‘I’m not crying for help.’
‘We need a pizza night, urgently.’
I saw through her immediately. ‘You just want to have an opportunity to talk to Rooney again, don’t you?’
Pip gave me a long look.
‘Maybe so,’ she said. ‘But I also care about you. And I care about pizza.’
‘So she’s just, like, insanely good at getting people to like her?’ said Pip through a mouthful of pizza later that evening.
‘That’s pretty much it, yeah,’ I said.
Jason shook his head. ‘And you want to be like her? Why?’
The three of us were sprawled on Rooney’s aqua rug, pizza in the middle. We’d had a minor debate about whether to watch our group favourite, Moulin Rouge, or Jason’s favourite, the live action Scooby-Doo movie, but we eventually settled on Scooby-Doo and were playing it on my laptop. Rooney was out for the night at some sort of themed bar night, and had I not already made plans with my friends, I probably would have gone with her. But this was better. Everything was better when Jason and Pip were here.
I couldn’t admit to them how desperately I wanted to be in a romantic relationship. Because I knew it was pathetic. Trust me. I completely understood that women should want to be strong and independent and you don’t need to find love to have a successful life. And the fact that I so desperately wanted a boyfriend – or a girlfriend, a partner, whoever, someone – was a sign that I was not strong, or independent, or self-sufficient, or happy alone. I was really quite lonely, and I wanted to be loved.
Was that such a bad thing? To want an intimate connection with another human?
I didn’t know.
‘She just finds it so easy to talk to people,’ I said.
‘That’s just what life is like when you’re abnormally attractive, though,’ said Pip.
Jason and I looked at her.
‘Abnormally attractive?’ I said.
Pip stopped chewing. ‘What? She is! I’m just stating facts! She’s got that sort of “I could step on you and you would enjoy it” energy.’
‘Interesting,’ Jason said, raising an eyebrow.
Pip started to go a bit red. ‘I’m literally just making an observation!’
‘… OK.’
‘Don’t look at me like that.’
‘I’m not.’
‘You are.’
Since the events of prom, I’d given some solid thought as to whether I might actually be a lesbian, like Pip. It would make sense. Maybe my lack of interest in boys was because I was, in fact, interested in girls.
That’d be a fairly sensible solution to my situation.
According to Pip, the hallmarks of realising you’re a lesbian were: firstly, getting a little intensely obsessed with a girl, mistaking it for admiration, and sometimes thinking about holding their hand, and secondly, having a subconscious fixation on certain female cartoon villains.
Jokes aside, I’d never had a crush on a girl, so I didn’t really have any evidence to support that particular theory.
Maybe I was bi or pan, since I didn’t even seem to have a preference at this point.
The next couple of hours were spent talking, snacking, and occasionally glancing at my laptop screen to watch the movie. Pip rambled at length about how interesting her introductory chemistry lab class had been, while Jason and I both mourned how dull our first lectures had been. We all shared our thoughts about the people we’d met in college – how many posh private-school kids there were, how bad the drinking culture already seemed to be, and how there really should be more cereal options at breakfast. At one point, Pip decided to water Roderick the house plant, because, in her words, ‘He’s looking a bit thirsty.’