Aunt Jeanne? Chlamydia?
Her cane thumps toward the living room. Cameron tries to shove everything back, but to his horror, the whole stack topples, leaving him holding the script. He dangles it from the tips of his fingers, as if the paper itself might be infected. A stationery transmitted disease.
“Oh, that.” She shrugs, nonchalant. “It’s going around the park.”
Cameron feels his insides lurch. He swallows and says, “Well, this shit is no joke, Aunt Jeanne. Glad you got treated.”
“Of course I did.”
“And maybe start using, uh, protection?” Is he really having this conversation?
“Well, I’m team rubber, but Wally Perkins, he won’t—”
“Stop. Sorry I asked.”
She chuckles. “Serves you right for snooping.”
“Point taken.”
“Anyway. This.” With her slipper, she nudges a box Cameron hadn’t noticed at her feet. “Some things of your mother’s. Thought you might want them.”
Cameron stands. “No thanks,” he says, without a second look at the box.
Day 1,302 of My Captivity
MY CURRENT WEIGHT IS SIXTY POUNDS. I AM A BIG BOY.
As always, my examination began with the bucket. Dr. Santiago removed the top of my tank and lifted the large yellow bucket until it was flush with the rim. It contained seven scallops. Dr. Santiago prodded my mantle over the tank’s edge with her net, but needlessly. For fresh scallops, I would have entered willingly.
The anesthesia seeped sweetly through my skin. My limbs stilled. My eyes closed.
My first encounter with the bucket was long ago. Day thirty-three of my captivity. Back then, I found the sensation alarming. But I have grown to enjoy the bucket. With the bucket comes a sensation of total nothingness, which, in most ways, is more pleasant than the everything-ness.
My arms dragged on the concrete as Dr. Santiago carried me to the table. She folded me into a pile on the plastic scale. She gasped: “Whoa, big boy!”
“How much?” Terry said, poking me with his large brown hands that always taste of mackerel.
“Up three pounds from last month,” Dr. Santiago answered. “Has his diet changed?”
“Not that I know of, but I can double-check,” Terry said.
“Please do. This sort of gain is abnormal, to say the least.”
What can I say? I am a special guy, after all.
June Gloom
There’s a new boy bagging at Shop-Way tonight.
Tova flattens her lips as he puts her strawberry and marmalade jams side by side in the grocery bag. They clink ominously as he jostles in the rest: coffee beans, green grapes, frozen peas, a bear-shaped bottle of honey, and a box of tissues. They’re the soft, lotion-y kind. The expensive kind. Tova began buying them for Will when he was in the hospital, where the tissues were sandpaper. Now she finds herself too accustomed to them to switch to the more affordable brand.
“I’ll hardly need to see that, love,” Ethan Mack says as Tova presents her loyalty card. The cashier is a chatty fellow with a heavy Scottish accent who also happens to be the store’s owner. He raps a callused knuckle against his wizened temple and grins. “Got it all up here; had your number punched in no sooner’n you came through the door.”
“Thank you, Ethan.”
“Anytime.” He hands her a receipt and flashes his slightly crooked, but kind, grin.
Tova scans it to make sure the jams rung through with the promotion properly applied. There they are: buy one, get one half price. She ought not to have doubted: Ethan runs a tight ship. The Shop-Way has improved since he moved to town and bought the place a few years back. Won’t be long before he has the new boy trained in proper bagging technique. She tucks the receipt into her pocketbook.
“Some June, innit?” Ethan leans back and crosses his arms over his belly. It’s past ten in the evening: the checkout lanes are empty, and the new boy has retreated to the bench next to the deli counter.
“It’s been drizzly,” Tova agrees.
“You know me, love. I’m like a big duck. Rolls off my back. But I’ll be damned if I haven’t forgotten what the sun looks like.”
“Yes, well.”
Ethan smooths piles of receipts into neat white bricks, his eyes lingering on the circular sucker mark on her wrist, a purplish bruise which has hardly faded in the days since the octopus grabbed her there. He clears his throat. “Tova, I’m sorry to hear about your brother’s passing.”
Tova lowers her head but says nothing.