Which clearly was a mistake because my cousin stiffened, her face turning even redder.
“Before you start jumping to crazy conclusions—”
But Lina lunged forward, succumbing to all and every crazy conclusion she could possibly come up with.
Luckily, her husband intercepted her, snaking a strong arm around her waist. “Baby,” he told her, securing her against him. “Don’t.”
At the same time, Rosie cried, “What the hell, Lina?”
But Lina was busy growling and pointing a tiny fist at me. “This is my best friend, you nitwit.” She waved that arm in the air. “My best friend in the whole world. Couldn’t you keep your Lucas juju to yourself? Couldn’t you keep your penis in your silly nitwit pants?”
I should have probably been offended by Lina acting like my Lucas juju had just ruined her best friend, but I wasn’t. In that moment, I could only focus on how distressed Rosie looked, and how her lip was doing that thing it did when she was upset. Trembling. And I knew the reason. I knew Rosie well enough by now to guess that she was feeling responsible for this. That she felt guilt over not telling Lina that we had been sharing the studio.
That was why I lowered my head a little and whispered to her, “What the hell is a nitwit?”
Her head turned very slowly toward me, and when she looked up at me, it was with wonder in her eyes. Also, a little humor. Just like I’d wanted. “Lucas, be serious,” she reprimanded me. But at least, her lip was not doing that thing anymore.
“Aaron, amor mío,” Lina said, returning me to the matter at hand. “Can you please put me down so I can kick my cousin’s nitwit nuts? Apparently, he thinks this is all a joke.”
Aaron rolled his eyes slightly, but then, he pinned me with a serious look. Intimidating-looking dude, he was. All tall and scowly. Not that he was intimidating me, though. The only person in the room I was slightly scared of was 5’4” and had a vein that might pop out of her forehead.
“Okay.” I sighed. “You need to calm down,” I told my cousin. “We spent the night together, here, in your apartment. But it’s not what you think, all right?”
Lina’s eyes narrowed. Aaron’s head tilted.
I could see my cousin’s skepticism all over her face. “There’s only one bed, Lucas. And should I repeat that you’re practically naked?”
I knew Lina; I knew she wouldn’t drop this until… the end of times. She was as stubborn as they came. So, I said it as clearly as I possibly could: “Rosie and I haven’t fucked.”
I heard my roommate’s sharp intake of breath at my words, but I ignored it. I had to. I was in a towel and trying to make a point, for Christ’s sake.
Lina let out a strange sound.
After a few seconds, Rosie took a small step forward. “Remember those missed calls? Soon after you left?”
Lina nodded, her murderous eyes softening when they switched to Rosie.
“Well, that night there was a… a little incident in my apartment.”
I huffed. “The ceiling in her living room caved in. Nothing little about it.”
“Fine,” Rosie relented. “Little or not, I couldn’t stay there. In fact, my place is out of commission until the repairs are done. That’s why I’m here. That’s why I called you that night, to see if it was okay to spend a few nights in your apartment. But you guys were somewhere off the grid, so I just packed my stuff and used your spare key. That was the night Lucas arrived in New York.”
There was a long silence in which Aaron resumed his frowning and Lina’s vein eased off until becoming barely noticeable anymore, gracias a Dios.
My cousin finally said, “So you two”—she waved a hand in our direction—“have been living here? Together?”
I nodded and caught Rosie doing the same.
“Which means,” Lina continued, “that you haven’t hooked up and that we haven’t walked into you two engaging in post-sex shenanigans?”
Rosie croaked, her cheeks turning red, “Post-sex shenanigans?”
I just crossed my arms over my naked chest and answered a simple, “No.”
Lina seemed to process that, her expression falling when she said, “Why didn’t you tell me?”
Rosie spoke before me, “I feel awful and—”
“It was me,” I took over. “I convinced Rosie that we shouldn’t bother you. That there was no point in telling you anyway.”
Rosie’s head turned, looking at me for a beat before returning to her best friend. “I’m so sorry, Lina. We should have told you. We really, really should have. But we didn’t want to worry you over nothing. And I… well, with everything going on I forgot you were returning today so I couldn’t even give you a heads-up.”