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The Bullet That Missed (Thursday Murder Club #3)(56)

Author:Richard Osman

‘So why are we going to see Viktor?’

Elizabeth makes sure the trolley is out of sight.

‘I’m afraid I have to kill him.’

‘Don’t joke, Elizabeth,’ says Joyce. ‘We’re right in the middle of an investigation. And we’ve been through a lot recently.’

Joyce is right. Elizabeth thinks all the way back to the murder of Tony Curran. To Ian Ventham, and to Penny in Willows, with John holding her hand. It had all seemed a bit of a jape, but it was simply the start of a long series of events which has culminated in her sitting on the 09.44 from Polegate, with her best friend, and a gun in her handbag. ‘Best friend’? That was a new thought. She nods her agreement at Joyce.

‘I know. And I’m afraid we’re going to have to go through a little more, before this is all done.’

‘But you can’t kill someone, Elizabeth.’

‘We both know that’s not true, Joyce. And on this occasion I have to.’

‘Why? What happens if you don’t kill him?’

‘Someone will kill me.’ (Someone will kill you, Joyce. And I won’t allow that to happen.)

‘You really are ridiculous sometimes,’ says Joyce. ‘Since when do you do what you’re told? Who is telling you to kill Viktor?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘MI5?’

‘It would probably be MI6, Joyce, with respect. But no. A tall Swedish man.’

‘They’re all tall in Sweden,’ says Joyce. ‘It was on The One Show. So is he paying you?’

‘No, just the threat of death.’ (Your death, my lovely, kind, hugely over-talkative friend.)

‘OK, well, I’m assuming I don’t have the full picture, but I suppose I’m here to help, that’s what best friends are for.’

‘I rather think we are best friends, Joyce, aren’t we? It hadn’t really occurred to me.’

‘Of course we’re best friends,’ says Joyce. ‘Who did you think my best friend was? Ron?’

Elizabeth smiles again. Has she had a best friend before? Penny? Perhaps, but, really, they just shared a common hobby and a mutual respect. She’s had husbands and lovers. Field partners, cell mates, bodyguards. But a best friend?

‘Wait, is Stoke in Staffordshire?’ says Joyce.

‘Yes,’ says Elizabeth.

‘Then I have been to Staffordshire. We did a coach trip to Stoke, years back. Lovely ceramics. I bought a pot with Gerry’s name on it. It was spelt with a “J”, but it was the closest they had.’

‘Glad to get that cleared up,’ says Elizabeth.

‘Where does Viktor live?’

‘Somewhere you’re going to like very much,’ says Elizabeth.

Joyce nods. ‘You’re not really going to kill him, Elizabeth? I don’t think you’d bring me if you were really going to kill him?’

Elizabeth studies Joyce for a moment. ‘Who on earth do you think I would bring? Ron?’

She hoped that might make her friend laugh, but, instead, Joyce looks scared.

The train begins to slow, as it approaches London.

33

‘They are going to kill me,’ reads Ibrahim. ‘Only Connie Johnson can help me now.’

‘She was frightened, I can tell you that,’ says Connie Johnson, her feet up on the desk. They have been allowed a private meeting room, because of the importance of ‘good mental health’。

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