There might not be enough tacos in the world for all my problems. But I’m never one to turn down free food.
“I’ll take half a dozen chicken tacos to go with a pint of tomatillo sauce.”
From The Neighborly App
Subject: Regulation hotties spotted on main street!!!
The_Real_Shell-E
Saw these two guys today and WHOA. Definitely not Sheeters. I took a photo from the back but they looked just as good from the front. See pic! fire emoji
DeltaDeltaDelta Duuuuuude. What time was this? Think they’re still there?
BagelBytes
Can we please halt the objectification of men or women?
Vanz
U forgot animals
BagelBytes
Didn’t think it needed to be said. Also, it’s not cool to post pics of people without permission.
The_Real_Shell-E
It’s not like I posted their faces. No need to get all salty.
BagelBytes
So … butts are okay?
DeltaDeltaDelta Is that even a question? Butts are AWESOME! Especially those butts.
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Chapter Six
Lindy
“Are you sure that wasn’t my daddy?” Jo asks as my car makes its way down the road leading to the tiny house where I’ve lived almost my whole life. The one I moved back to despite swearing I’d never live in this town again.
I swerve gently to avoid a pothole, and Jo giggles. The road needs to be maintained, but it’s nothing compared to how disastrous my driveway is. Who knew you needed to continually add gravel to a gravel driveway? Not I. Just another joy of home ownership! Since I haven’t added gravel, the heavy rains we’ve had the last few summers resulted in potholes the size of baby pools. When it rains hard, that’s exactly what they become. I let Jo put on her bathing suit and play in them just last month when it was a little warmer.
“I’m sure, baby.”
“I’m not a baby,” Jo says, starting one of my favorite games, one I hope she’ll never outgrow.
“I’m sure, potato.”
She giggles, and the sound eases something loose in my chest. “I’m not a potato.”
“I’m sure, pancake.”
“I’m not a food!” she says through giggles.
“Fine. Chickadee?”
“Better.”
“Bear cub?”
“Yes! Bear cub.”
Of course bear cub is the way to go. Great whites aren’t her only fascination this month. All apex predators are on the menu. Before apex predators, Jo was into baking.
I preferred conversations about icing versus frosting. （Confession: I’m still not sure of the difference, but Jo could tell me.） She was disappointed I never learned to bake aside from boxed cake mix, which I can make with the best of them.
“How do you know that man isn’t my daddy?”
“Why do you think he is?”
And why is she so obsessed with this line of questioning, which only makes me wonder what kind of father figure Pat would be. Because I have a sneaking suspicion he’d be amazing—IF he stuck around long enough.