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The Charm Offensive(138)

Author:Alison Cochrun

Dev leaps up out of his seat, unable to contain the nervous energy inside of him. His body explodes with shooting pain from sitting in the exact same position on the couch for an entire day. He looks around the room. At his dad, sitting at the kitchen table. At Ryan, asleep in his dad’s recliner. At Parisa, sitting on the love seat with his mother, and at Jules and Skylar, still flanking him on the couch. They never left his side. Not once, for twelve hours straight.

Everyone looks back at him, and Dev isn’t quite sure where to start, so he starts with the obvious. “How did you get Maureen to do this?”

Skylar answers. “Maureen Scott is no longer affiliated with Ever After.”

Dev sits back down. “Wait, what?”

“Funny thing about discriminating against someone based on their sexuality,” Parisa says humorlessly. “It’s illegal. Maureen forcing Charlie to get engaged to a woman after he came out to her was illegal. Charlie called me after what happened in Macon, and we lawyered up.”

“Maureen thought that because Charlie signed a contract, she could force him to stay closeted,” Jules adds. “But the network saw things differently when Parisa filed a discrimination lawsuit. They quickly decided it was best to sever their working relationship with Maureen.”

Parisa does a little mock bow when she sees Dev’s mouth swing open.

“Maureen got a ten-million-dollar buyout, so it’s not exactly a win for social justice, but once she was gone, the network had no problem adapting the narrative to reflect the truth of the season. We were able to do a quick reedit of the first few episodes and then a total overhaul of the back half.”

“We had the waiver you signed to release any footage of you, but we still tried to contact you before the show aired. Unfortunately, you did this really cute thing where you refused to talk to any of us for three months,” Parisa says, her tone suggesting genuine hurt hiding somewhere beneath her usual bravado.

“We?”

Parisa smooths out her ponytail. “You know I love a good public relations clusterfuck, and Ever After is the biggest clusterfuck there is. They hired me as the new head of PR during their transitional rebranding.”

He never thought that any of this was possible. Never thought this version of Ever After was possible. Couldn’t envision this ending. “I… I can’t believe this. I can’t believe you aired this.”

“It was the truth,” Skylar says with a little shrug. Dev studies her. No antacids, no stress. Her hair is even starting to grow back. Slowly. But still. “But to be honest, the season wouldn’t have happened if Charlie hadn’t fought for it. We all made mistakes working for Maureen. Let things slide we shouldn’t have. Stayed quiet when we should have spoken out. I’m sorry I wasn’t a better boss to you, Dev. I should’ve spoken up when I knew you were having a hard time.”

“I didn’t want you to know about my depression,” he says plainly. “I didn’t want anyone to see that side of me.”

Skylar shakes her head. “We all have stuff, Dev. You think I’m not in therapy for my anxiety? You think I don’t need meds sometimes, and help?”

They never talked about it on set, so he honestly didn’t know. With Maureen in charge, the mantra was work hard and shut up about it. There was no room to discuss emotions. No room to breathe, because that was the cost of making the kind of television people demanded to see.

“God, if the show was in trouble before… how did the Fairy-Tale Family react to this season?”

“There were some tough parts.” Skylar puffs out her cheeks. “Not everyone in the Fairy-Tale Family wanted to stick with the show when it became clear that we were promoting a gay relationship. Of course, they didn’t say that outright. They claimed to be upset that we let our star hook up with his producer off-screen, but it was obvious what it was really about. There were some… boycotts.”