I gave another frustrated cry, wanting to drown myself in the tub instead. “I just wanted two seconds of quiet,” I moaned forlornly to myself, and finally unraveled from the shower curtain. The tiny towel had failed me.
It had failed me so deeply.
I wrapped my arms around my breasts, feeling my ears turn red with embarrassment. I can’t believe he saw me naked. After I’d—
Oh god.
No one had ever called my breasts perfect before. A handful, sure, but perfect?
I reckoned they weren’t terrible.
Complimenting my boobs didn’t excuse him from looking, though. The perv. He didn’t just look, he stared, like he’d been thirsty for years and hadn’t seen a watering hole. Well, my—I was not a watering hole. He was very dead; he did not get thirsty.
I wasn’t even entertaining this.
When I finally changed into my waist-high mom jeans and oversized NYU sweatshirt, looking like the pinnacle of unfuckability, there was a text waiting from my sister.
It said three simple words, but I felt like I was being asked to move a mountain:
Write Dad’s obituary.
19
A Dying Practice
Xavier Vernon Day was a loving husband, father, and friend. He grew up in Mairmont, where he inherited the Days Gone Funeral Home and became a paragon and beloved beacon in the community. He is survived by his wife, Isabella, and his three children, Florence, Carver, and Alice Day. He was . . .
My fingers fell silent against the keyboard. He was, what? Dead? Very. And this didn’t sound like the kind of obit he would want to have shared in the Daily Ram, Mairmont’s local paper.
I pushed my laptop back with a frustrated sigh, and reached for my coffee—when Ben materialized right into the seat. I jumped in surprise, spilling my drink. The waitress at the diner gave me a strange look before she rushed to grab a towel to help me clean it up.
“The hell?” I hissed at him, and then smiled to the waitress as she came back with a towel. “Sorry, I’m such a klutz!”
“You are a terrible liar,” Ben remarked, leaning his head on his hand, elbow propped on the table.
After the waitress was gone, I glared at him. “Well if you’d stop just popping up in places, I wouldn’t be so startled, now would I?”
“I can’t help it,” he replied, a bit uncomfortably. “It just happens. One minute I’m . . .” He trailed off, and made a motion with his hand, although he looked a bit troubled. “And then I’m here. Where you are. I take it that doesn’t happen with other ghosts?”
“Not that I can remember. They just hang around until I help them with whatever they’re sticking around for. They don’t just pop in when I’m naked in the shower.”
He coughed to hide a chuckle, and glanced away, his cheeks burning red. “It was just as awkward for me.”
“Was it? Really?” I asked sarcastically, and sighed. “Never mind, we’re going to ignore it.” I finished cleaning up my mess, and realized I had, in fact, spilled all of the coffee. Perfect. I signaled for the waitress to refill my mug, and took out my phone, so that the old guy reading the personals in the Daily Ram in the booth next to me didn’t think I was talking to myself. “You don’t remember where you go when you disappear?”
“No.”
The waitress came by to refill my coffee mug.
Ben frowned and waved his hand through the steam rising from my mug. It passed right through his fingers. “It feels weird when I disappear. Like I know something happens but I can’t remember exactly what.”