“You don’t have this man’s wallet?” O’Mearah asked.
“You know I don’t have his wallet!”
“You mind if we take a look behind this display case?” Delevan countered. “Just to be sure?”
“Jesus-fuckin-jumped-up-Christ-on-a-pony! The case is glass! You see any wallets there?”
“No, not there . . . I meant here,” Delevan said, moving toward the register. His voice was a cat’s purr. At this point a chrome-steel reinforcing strip almost two feet wide ran down the shelves of the case. Delevan looked back at the man in the blue suit, who nodded.
“I want you guys out of here right now,” Fat Johnny said. He had lost some of his color. “You come back with a warrant, that’s different. But for now, I want you the fuck out. Still a free fuckin country, you kn—hey! hey! HEY, QUIT THAT!”
O’Mearah was peering over the counter.
“That’s illegal!” Fat Johnny was howling. “That’s fuckin illegal, the Constitution . . . my fuckin lawyer . . . you get back on your side right now or—”
“I just wanted a closer look at the merchandise,” O’Mearah said mildly, “on account of the glass in your display case is so fucking dirty. That’s why I looked over. Isn’t it, Carl?”
“True shit, buddy,” Delevan said solemnly.
“And look what I found.”
Roland heard a click, and suddenly the gunslinger in the blue uniform was holding an extremely large gun in his hand.
Fat Johnny, who had finally realized he was the only person in the room who would tell a story that differed from the fairy tale just told by the cop who had taken his Mag, turned sullen.
“I got a permit,” he said.
“To carry?” Delevan asked.
“Yeah.”
“To carry concealed?”
“Yeah.”
“This gun registered?” O’Mearah asked. “It is, isn’t it?”
“Well . . . I mighta forgot.”
“Might be it’s hot, and you forgot that, too.”
“Fuck you. I’m calling my lawyer.”
Fat Johnny started to turn away. Delevan grabbed him.
“Then there’s the question of whether or not you got a permit to conceal a deadly weapon in a spring-clip device,” he said in the same soft, purring voice. “That’s an interesting question, because so far as I know, the City of New York doesn’t issue a permit like that.”
The cops were looking at Fat Johnny; Fat Johnny was glaring back at them. So none of them noticed Roland turn the sign hanging in the door from OPEN to CLOSED.
“Maybe we could start to resolve this matter if we could find the gentleman’s wallet,” O’Mearah said. Satan himself could not have lied with such genial persuasiveness. “Maybe he just dropped it, you know.”
“I told you! I don’t know nothing about the guy’s wallet! Guy’s out of his mind!”
Roland bent down. “There it is,” he remarked. “I can just see it. He’s got his foot on it.”
This was a lie, but Delevan, whose hand was still on Fat Johnny’s shoulder, shoved the man back so rapidly that it was impossible to tell if the man’s foot had been there or not.
It had to be now. Roland glided silently toward the counter as the two gunslingers bent to peer under the counter. Because they were standing side by side, this brought their heads close together. O’Mearah still had the gun the clerk had kept under the counter in his right hand.