“And because my dad asked you for a favor,” Letty said. She was paying attention now: she could smell an offer on the way.
“He didn’t press me on it. He really didn’t. Lucas said, ‘I want to draw your attention to an opportunity.’ I looked into it, and here you are,” Colles said. “If you were only what your college transcript recorded, I’d probably let you go now. But you’re more than that, aren’t you?”
Letty shrugged. “Spit it out. The offer, whatever it is.”
Colles laughed this time. “I can get you a little tiny office, a closet, really, downstairs. It has a safe, but no window. I think the last guy was put in there because of body-odor issues. I can also get you a government ID from the Homeland Security IG’s office. You wouldn’t be working for the IG, though. You’d still be working for me, as a liaison with Homeland. You’d go places with an investigator, but we’d call you a ‘researcher.’ You may sometimes need to do the kind of research you did in Tallahassee.”
“That could be dangerous,” Letty said. “I could get hurt. Tallahassee was simple. Even then, if I’d run into the wrong cop . . .”
“There could be some . . . dangers, I guess. The IG’s investigators, the special agents, can carry sidearms for personal protection. I made some inquiries, the blunt-force definition of ‘inquiries,’ and the IG’s office has agreed that they could issue you a carry permit. Of course, you’d have to demonstrate proficiency before you’d get the permit. I know about your background, from talking to your father, so I’m sure you’d be okay. I know you’ve thought about the Army, or the CIA, but I can promise you, you’d be as bored in either place as you are in this office. Those are the most ossified bureaucracies in the world. The job I’m talking about, I can almost guarantee won’t bore you.”
“I . . .” Did he say a carry permit?
“I’ll stick you out in the wind,” Colles added.
“I’ve already resigned,” Letty said.
“And I put the letter through the shredder,” Colles said. “You want to quit, you’ll have to send me another one. You shouldn’t do that. Try this new arrangement. I think it could work out for both of us.”
She nibbled on her lower lip, then said, “I’ll give it another month, Senator Colles. We can talk again, then.”
“Listen, call me Chris,” Colles said. “When we’re in private, anyway. You’re a pretty woman. Makes me feel almost human again, talking to you.”
“If I get my gun and you pat me on the ass, I’ll shoot you,” Letty said.
“Fair enough,” Colles said.
* * *
With the change in her assignment, neither Colles nor Welp had anything more for her to do that day, except give her the key to the basement closet she’d use as an office. She went down to check it out, and while it was bigger than an ordinary closet, it wasn’t bigger than, say, a luxury California Closet. The concrete walls were painted a vague pearl-like color, in paint that had begun to flake. The room contained a metal government desk that might have been left over from World War II, a two-drawer locking file cabinet with keys in the top drawer, a broken-down three-wheel chair that squeaked when she pushed it, and a safe buried in a concrete wall. The safe stood open, with nothing in it but a sheet of paper that contained the combination for the old-fashioned mechanical dial. The room did smell faintly of body odor, so Colles may have been correct about the previous occupant.
A busy Sunday would clean it up, she decided. A bucket full of water, a mop, sponges, and some all-surface cleaner. She’d bring in a desk lamp and a cart for her computer, perhaps an imitation oriental carpet for the concrete floor, a powerful LED light for the overhead fixture. She could get a new chair from Office Depot. She would need a coat tree, or a way to sink coat hooks into the concrete wall.