But Nora . . . within the first few minutes of speaking to me, she has no problem pointing out my misbehavior.
It’s intriguing.
Do you know what else is intriguing?
The way the red of her lips almost exactly matches the red of her shirt. Or the way her thick, black lashes highlight with a beautiful intensity the dark abyss of her eyes. Or how even in the dim light of this dingy bar, I can still catch the lightest of blushes that cross her cheeks when she speaks with such honesty.
I’ve known Nora for a while, but since she was Dealia’s best friend, I never gave Nora a second look. Why would I? But now, with the proverbial marriage veil tossed aside once I ventured into the land of divorce, I’m seeing Nora differently. She is, in all honestly, quite beautiful.
Shifting on my stool, I tear my gaze from her. “You’re right,” I say quietly.
She leans forward, pressing her hand to her ear, making a show of it. “I’m sorry. I didn’t quite hear you. Could you repeat that?”
I roll my eyes. “You’re right. I was playing the Debbie Downer card.” I point at her. “But not on purpose. I was unconsciously playing it.”
“I’m not sure that’s possible. You’re always conscious of your actions.”
“Not true,” I counter. “It’s human nature to react a certain way. We’re influenced by the world around us and the narrative set by media and outside sources, which means that sometimes our reactions are totally unconscious—in our minds, it’s nothing more than how we perceive we should react.”
“Are you saying if someone else was in your situation, they would react the same way?”
“Guaranteed. The general consensus, if you polled a few people—they’d have doubled over in humiliation if their parents acted as wingmen to score them a nice girl.”
“Interesting theory. Shall we put it to the test?”
Well. Now I’m intrigued. “What’s your plan?”
She glances around the bar, her eyes evaluating, assessing. “Do we believe this theory would be geared more toward men or women?”
“I say we keep it gender neutral. I don’t know if there should be a baseline bias.”
“Fair enough, equality for all.” She throws back her beer, draining the rest of it before setting the empty bottle on the bar. “I think we walk around the bar, take a poll, see how people would react. I think it would help us decide if your Debbie Downer card was conscious or unconscious, a card you knowingly played, or influenced by outside sources and out of your hands.”
“I believe that’s fair.”
“And if we do conclude that, in fact, you had no control over your emotions, it will be my duty to change the evening for you, reminding you that it’s not society that controls the way you feel, but you who does so . . . you know, taking a page out of your own book.”
“And what if we conclude that my emotions regarding the situation are entirely of my own making? What happens then?”
She pauses, giving it some thought. “Well, if that’s the case, then you should probably retreat to the men’s room, where you should give yourself a deafening swirly by plunging your head in the toilet, because frankly, Cooper, no one has time for your petty man feelings.”
That makes me laugh out loud. I take one more sip of my whiskey and set it on the bar top. As I stand from my stool, I say, “I’ve never in my life wished to be right about one single thing.”
“Afraid of the toilet plunging?” she asks, amusement in her voice.
“Judging by the fact that my feet stick to the floor when I take a small step, I’m horrified to see what the toilet is like.”
“I assure you, it’s not up to your standards.” She pats me on the back. “Good luck. I hope your theory prevails. But if not, I’ll be sure to capture your demise on my phone so I can text a video to your entire family.”
“You’re truly a pioneer.”
She chuckles and presses her hand to my back, shuffling to the front of the bar, where a group of four men are laughing over a pitcher of what I’m assuming is a generic beer. When we step up, their eyes immediately shoot past me and straight to Nora. I glance back at her, hoping she takes the lead, and that’s when I notice the skintight jeans she’s wearing, showing the length of toned legs, and the red long-sleeve crop top that reveals a few good inches of her midriff.
I was so caught up in her eyes that I failed to realize she was showing so much skin.