Byron laughed. “You sure are pretty enough.”
“That’s a stereotype,” I said and immediately regretted it. I was in no state to explain the word stereotype to these two morons.
“Bleeding heart liberal,” Byron cackled, elbowing his brother.
“Maybe he is gay,” Benedict mused.
“Nah.” Byron shook his head. “He’s already shagged a couple birds I know.”
“Well? Are you going to do it or not?” Benedict demanded.
I considered the proposal. Benedict and Byron were known for this kind of outrageous ploy. They spun lies around people, and others just bought it. I knew because I went to the same school with them. What was one silly kiss on a dead fox’s mouth in the grand scheme of things?
This was my only hope. If I butted heads with my father, one of us would die. As it stood right now, that someone was going to be me.
“Fine.” I pushed myself up from the stool, zigzagging my way to Frankenfox.
I bent down and pressed my lips to the fox’s mouth. It was gummy and cold and smelled like used dental floss. Bile coated my throat.
“Mate, oh gawd. He is actually doing this.” Benedict snorted behind my back.
“Why don’t I have a camera?” Byron moaned. He was on the floor now, clutching his stomach he was laughing so hard.
I pulled back. My ears were ringing. My vision turned milky. I saw everything through a yellow haze. Someone behind me screamed. I swiveled back quickly, falling to my knees. Lou was there. At the open double doors of the barn, still in her pink pajamas. Her hand pressed against her mouth as she trembled like a leaf.
“You … you … you … perv!” she mewed.
“Lou,” I grunted. “I’m sorry.”
And I was, but not for not wanting to marry her. Only for how she found out about it.
Benedict and Byron were rolling on the hay, punching each other, laughing, and laughing, and laughing.
They’d set me up. They knew she was there, by the door, watching all along. I was never going to get out of this arrangement.
Lou whirled around and bolted. Her tears, like tiny diamonds, flew behind her shoulders.
The scream that tore from her mouth was feral. Like the one Frankenfox had made before I killed her.
I keeled over and threw up, collapsing into the remains of my dinner.
Darkness spun around me.
And I, in return, succumbed to it.
My father handed me a whiskey the morning after. We were in his big oak study with a golden bar trolley and burgundy drapes. One of the servants had hauled me into his office minutes earlier. No explanation was needed. He’d simply dragged me across the carpets and disposed of me at Papa’s feet.
“Here. For your hangover.”
Papa motioned for the tan leather recliner in front of his desk. I sat, accepting the drink.
“You’re giving me whiskey?” I sniffed it, my lips curling in distaste.
“Hair of the dog.” He sprawled in his executive chair, smoothing his moustache with his fingers. “Taking the hair of the dog that bit you eases up the withdrawal.”
I took a swig of the poison, wincing as it scorched its way to my gut. I’d had a sleepless night on the hay in the barn. I kept waking up in a cold sweat, dreaming about tiny Louisa-like babies running after me. The taste of the dead fox’s kiss didn’t exactly soften the blow either.
The scent of black tea and fresh scones wafted through the hallways of Whitehall Court Castle. Breakfast wasn’t quite over. My stomach roiled, reminding me that appetite was a luxury for men who weren’t newly and unwittingly betrothed.
I drained my whiskey. “You wanted to see me?”
“I never want to see you. Unfortunately, it is a necessity that comes with siring you.” Papa did not mince words. “Something quite disturbing was brought to my attention this morning. Lady Louisa told her parents what happened yesterday, and her father relayed to me the situation.” My father—tall, lean, and striking with sandy-blond hair and a neatly pressed suit—drawled with accusation in his voice, inviting me to explain myself.
We both knew he disliked me on a personal level. That he would sire new successors, if it wasn’t for the fact that I remained the eldest and therefore the heir to his title. I was too graceful, too much of a bookworm, too much like my mum. I’d allowed other boys to dominate me, to make me defile an animal.
“I don’t want to marry her.”
I expected a slap or a thrashing. Neither would come as a surprise. But what I got was a light chuckle and a shake of his head.