“You’d better uncomplicate it quickly,” Mariel said. “Because I’m honestly really hurt that you’re helping the demon who took my soul and wanted to kill Oz.”
“I mean, you got the soul back . . .” Calladia said, trailing off when she saw Themmie wince, shake her head, and drag her finger over her throat.
Astaroth did not get the same message, apparently. “And clearly I didn’t succeed at killing Ozroth,” he said, “so let’s let bygones be bygones, shall we?”
Lilith frowned and pressed the back of her hand to his forehead. “You failed to kill someone? Are you feeling all right?”
“Who is that?” Themmie asked, wings twitching. “Who are any of these people, for that matter?”
Calladia sighed and made quick introductions. “To my left, my friend Mariel and her boyfriend Oz, formerly of the soul-bargaining persuasion. Then my friends Themmie and Ben, Avram, Ben’s cousin who I met in a brawl, and . . .” She squinted. “Some other werewolves I fought.”
The werewolves cheered and raised their ear-chips in a toast.
“Then Kai,” she said, continuing her way around the table, “also from the brawl.”
“Damn straight,” Kai said, thumping his chest. “She skewered me in the chest and stole my heart.”
Astaroth bared his teeth at that, so Calladia hurried on. “Next to him is Sandranella of the Nine, member of the demon high council, and Lilith, Astaroth’s mother.” She cleared her throat. “Everyone knows Astaroth already.”
Silence followed the introductions. Then multiple people began talking at once.
“You’re brawling with werewolves again?”
“Wait, Lilith the Mother of All Demons?”
“It’s been less than a week, and suddenly you’re hanging out with—”
“Is he forcing you to be here?”
“—a pack of werewolves and multiple demons?”
“Bro, Lilith is hot.”
“Did you make a bargain?”
Calladia raised her voice. “Enough! Let me speak.”
“This had better be good,” Mariel said.
“Why yes, I am that Lilith,” Lilith said, ignoring Calladia’s instruction as she fluffed her hair. “Reports of my offspring are wildly overstated, but reports of my promiscuity are sadly understated.”
Kai clapped a hand to his chest. “Knock me over. I heard bedtime stories about you. My mum told me you’d dismember me if I wasn’t a good pup.”
Lilith eyed the buff werewolf. “I prefer my bad pups in one piece.” She winked. “Unless you cross me.” Then she pulled a knife out of nowhere, leaned across Sandranella, and plunged it into the wooden table a few inches from Kai’s hand.
Kai shuddered. “I think I’m in love.”
Oz glared at Astaroth. “I ought to sever your head after how you betrayed me.”
Calladia tried again. “If you’ll all just be quiet—”
“Seems excessive,” Astaroth said. “In this state, a decent clobbering will take me out.”
Calladia took a deep breath, then yelled at the top of her lungs. “Shut up!”
Silence fell. Every eye in the room fixed on her.
“So, the short version,” Calladia said, taking advantage of the pause. “Astaroth has amnesia, and he’s mortal now.”
“What?” Oz asked, looking shocked.
“It’s true,” Calladia said. “He made a bet with Moloch on the demon high council. If Oz succeeded in taking Mariel’s soul, Astaroth could do whatever he wanted to Moloch. If Oz failed, the reverse was true.”
“That was the dumbest wager I’d ever heard,” Sandranella said. “I tried to talk him out of it, but nooooo, he was so sure Ozroth would succeed.”
Oz recoiled. “That was the bet?” he asked Astaroth. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“I don’t know.” Astaroth’s gaze was fixed on his clasped hands, and Calladia could tell he was deeply uncomfortable. “Amnesia and all that. But since you’re now dating the mortal you were supposed to target, I suspect learning the terms of the wager wouldn’t have altered the outcome.”
Oz looked at Mariel, and his gruff features softened. “No,” he said. “It wouldn’t have.”
“Apparently I had far too much faith in you,” Astaroth said.
Calladia smacked his thigh under the table. “Not a helpful response. We want to get them on our side.”