The door opens and—
“What the actual fuck are you doing here?” I ask Huxley, who stands on the other side of the door.
In a sarcastic tone, he says, “You didn’t give me a kiss goodbye.”
Pushing past him, I say, “Crawl up your own scrotum and drown.” I find Kelsey in the kitchen, eating a bagel with a huge smile on her face. “Why did you let him into your apartment?”
“I thought there was something wrong, like something happened to you. Then he told me you didn’t say bye to him and I felt bad.”
I spin around to glare at Huxley. He’s dressed for the day in a deep blue suit, white button-up shirt, and a slate colored tie. Not one hair is out of place on his head, and he has just enough scruff to make him look positively intimidating.
“How on earth are you ready and dressed?”
“If you shared a room with me, you’d know I wake up at four to start my day.”
“God, you’re mental.” I hand Kelsey her coffee and say, “I shouldn’t even give this to you, since you seem to enjoy my slow torture.”
“He’s actually a pretty nice guy,” Kelsey says.
“To whom? To you? Of course he is, because he doesn’t see you as his puppet. Believe me, if you were in the trenches like me, you’d think differently.”
Kelsey fingers the sleeve of my dress. “You consider designer clothes being in the trenches?”
Pompously, Huxley sticks his hands in his pockets and rocks back on his heels, a grin on his stupidly handsome face.
“I’d rather be naked than have to deal with him.”
“We can arrange that,” Huxley says, causing my sister to chuckle.
“Hey,” I snap at her, “whose side are you on?”
“Yours, of course. Always on your side, sis. But this is far too entertaining.”
Groaning, I turn back to Huxley and say, “I have no idea why you’re here, but I need you to leave so I can talk about you behind your back with my sister.”
From his pants pocket, he pulls out a black card and holds it in front of me.
“What’s that?”
“The key to your car.”
“That’s not a key, that’s a credit card.”
He shakes his head. “It unlocks your car and you need it to drive the car so yeah, it’s a key. It’s the white Model 3 in the front parking spot of this building. I expect you to drive it. The PIN number you’ll also need to drive it is written down inside the envelope on the table.” When I don’t take the card from him, he steps up to me and slips it right into my cleavage. “Have a great day . . . sweetheart.”
And then he leaves.
I stare at the closed door, card still stuck in my cleavage.
When I turn around, mouth agape, Kelsey chuckles and says, “Oh, this is so much fun for me.”
“Why are you a bad sister?”
She laughs and sets her mug down on the counter. “I’m not a bad sister, I’m just taking joy in something new that’s happening in your life.”
I point to the door through which Huxley just retreated. “There’s nothing joyous about that man.”
“I don’t know.” She smirks. “He does seem to have some good qualities.”
I fold my arms. “Really? Good looks buy your loyalty?” I point to my chest. “I’m your sister. Your loyalty belongs to me.”
“Oh, settle down,” she says as she plucks the keycard from my cleavage and guides me to one of the chairs at her bistro table. “You know I’m on your side, but I will say, you should probably give him a chance. Not be so . . . irritable around him. He’s helping you out.”
“I’m helping him out.”
“You are both in this together. But look at what he’s doing for you. Gave you a new car to drive rather than that hunk of junk Bug that barely gets around; you have all new clothes, which helps us, because, not to be mean, but now you look put together, which bodes well for business meetings; and he gave you a place to stay so you don’t have to live here with me, or worse, with Mom and Jeff. He also paid off your student loans, so you don’t have to worry about getting a job to pay those back, and can work with me instead. He’s done a lot, Lottie. And you went to dinner with him, to help him with some deal he’s trying to score. I’m not taking sides, but he seems to be doing a lot for you.”
“Well . . . when you put it like that, sure, he looks like a saint, but he’s anything but that. Trust me. He’s a pompous asshole. He’s rude and degrading, at times. He doesn’t treat me with respect.”