“He’s in a coma,” he says, dropping the information so he can run quickly away from it. “He got some crazy brain illness, and now he’s in a coma.”
Being this pregnant makes me feel my body in layers—crust, mantle, core—and all of it rumbles at once when I think about Dr. Byrne. Big, strange Dr. Byrne, lover of French wine and fancy little cakes. The Portuguese tarts he brought us, still warm from the English Market. That deep yellow taste, the freckles of blackened sugar on the top.
The music pours out of the speaker to inform us that the ad break has ended, and the Toy Show comes back on, and a little boy from Wicklow rides his bike around in a circle.
I need to call James.
2
IT’S FUNNY that James and I turned out to be such great friends, considering that for the first two weeks of our friendship he thought I was someone else entirely.
I remember our first meeting like it’s a scene from a movie about someone else. It was a Thursday in November, and I was standing behind the counter at O’Connor Books. This was 2009. It was my final year at university, and there were twenty-nine days until Christmas. Our manager, Ben, was already worried that it would be a disappointing season, and was always walking around saying things about “the industry.” He talked about the book industry as if it were a dragon that was chained in the basement, and would tear us limb from limb at any moment. He spoke about that year’s spate of stocking-filler books—Dawn French and Julie Walters had competing memoirs out, I believe—as if they were charred corpses that we were flinging into the dragon’s throat to keep it sated.
“This will keep the industry going,” Ben said, with almost touching sincerity. He had more faith in the memories of character actresses than I imagine either Julie Walters or Dawn French had when writing them down. I lifted another stack out of the stockroom, the book tower starting at my waist and sitting under my chin.
James Devlin had started as a Christmas temp the Thursday before, which I had taken as time off so I could finish my end-of-year essays for college. James had spent his first shift with Sabrina. Later, he would say that he was so inundated with new faces and names on his first shift that they were a blur, and when I said that was bullshit, he threw his hands up and said straight women all looked the same to him.
The first shift with Sabrina must have been fun—puzzling, considering how little craic Sabrina was generally understood to be—because when James opened the wooden flap to the counter area, he was full of conspiracy.
“Someone here has scabies,” he said, “and they left the lotion in the jacks.”
It feels strange now, setting that first conversation down like this, because it does nothing to communicate how James was. How utterly charming this opener was to me. “Someone here has scabies.” He said it like he was Poirot investigating a country house blighted by murder. Like someone who saw the inherent prejudices of our polite society and was prepared to unveil it. The second part of the sentence was a whole different thing: “and they left the lotion in the jacks.” He was Cork county, Fermoy to be exact, which was strictly country to me. But he had grown up in the UK—all over it, I would later learn—and so his voice had a peculiar quality that was hard to place. I was born in Douglas, a suburban little village that was two miles south of the city centre, and I was still living there.
“What?” I said, the shock of the sentence shattering the glassy reserve that I had cultivated as part of my persona. The persona broadly known as Girl Who Works in Bookshop. “And what are scabies?”
“They’re like a parasite.”
“Like worms?”
“Worms are inside. Scabies are outside. Have you ever had worms before?”
“No.”
“Even when you were a kid?”
I thought about it. “Ringworm. Is that the same?”
“How did you get that?”
He was genuinely interested. It made me go digging in memories that I had not remembered before, and I felt as if I had discovered a new part of the ocean floor. “We had a cat, a stray. I think I got it from him?”
“Funny how all pets were strays in the nineties,” he said. He was signing in to the till, punching in a six-digit number. “You just got your dog from the middle of the road, back then.”
I had a certain expectation, when I started at the bookshop, about how conversations should go inside one of them. Conversations would be about books, I thought. But we rarely talked about reading. The reading taste among staff was extremely diverse, but rather than stimulating lively debate about literature, this meant we just sat quietly with our books in the staffroom. Ben liked his Joyce. Sabrina loved Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams and all those other sorts of writers where you were never sure whether they were joking or not. There were other members of staff who were variously fascinated by pop psychology, Freakonomics, local history, and the Simon’s Cat franchise, but I could never find common ground with them either.
I was usually reading…well, novels. Mainly older ones. Books that were rancidly popular in the mid-twentieth century and therefore approved by the cultural establishment, but were forgotten enough by my contemporaries to make me feel special. I liked dead women talking glibly about society. I liked long paragraphs about rationing and sexual awakenings in France. Until I started working at the bookshop I had considered myself quite well read.
I was eager to not ask James about reading, because I had lost too many prospective friendships to this line of questioning already. I wanted to ask him something real, or what my twenty-year-old brain considered to be real. I wanted something as good as his scabies thing.
There was no time however, because at that moment a dozen customers arrived, and we rang up their purchases side by side. I had done this hundreds of times by now: standing next to a colleague for hours, working the till, making occasional small talk between customers. I had always felt entirely on my own planet. It sounds silly to say this, or like I’m assigning huge emotions to this one late shift long after the fact, but this felt different. It felt warm, like the occasional silences on road trips with dear friends.
When our shift was over, he asked me what I was doing next.
“I’m meeting my boyfriend,” I said, instantly worried that by going to meet Jonathan I was missing out on my one opportunity to be James’s best friend.
James was already lighting up a cigarette. “Which way you walking?”
“Sober Lane.”
“Ah!” he said, and I wasn’t sure if he had burned himself or had come to some kind of epiphany. “I’m Travers Street. I’ll walk you there.”
We walked that way together, and despite my longing to crack open James and live in him, it seemed like there was no time for me to ask questions. James didn’t really want to ask questions either. He wanted to make assumptions.
“All right, now let’s see. Your father works in the bank.”
I smiled. “Wrong.”
“Grandfather in the bank, then. There’s a bank-ish hue.”
“My grandfather was in the bank, yes. But my dad’s a dentist.”
“See, that’s it. I knew it.”
“You didn’t know anything!”