Ripley’s announcement that I wasn’t going to be acting on one foot was my first glimpse into the future. The second came by way of the doctor making morning rounds. He told me I would be non--weight--bearing for a minimum of six weeks. I had raised the bed up to sitting, thinking it was more polite.
“Meaning what, exactly?” I wished there had been someone with me so I didn’t have to ask all the stupid questions myself.
“Meaning the cast”—-he stopped and pointed to the cast with his pen—-“does not touch the ground for a minimum of six weeks. Do you want a wheelchair?”
I shook my head.
“Okay. I’ll have someone from P.T. come up and show you how to use the crutches, how to transfer.”
“I’m going to another hospital?”
He paused for a minute, looking back at my chart. “Okay. So. Transfer means getting in and out of a car, in and out of a chair, in and out of the bath. You do those things differently when you’re trying to keep your foot off the floor.”
It wasn’t until he’d left that I realized he had mistaken me for an idiot.
I never thought about New Hampshire in those days, though I missed my grandmother. I wrote her postcards, and every now and then she’d send me a dress. Sometimes she put molasses cookies in the box, sturdy, reliable cookies that were well suited for mailing. I’d offered to send her a plane ticket a couple of times when I was in L.A. but my grandmother didn’t believe in planes, at least not for personal use. She’d been made in New Hampshire and planned to die there, that’s what she always said. I would have liked to have her with me in the hospital. I bet she could have made it as far as Michigan if I told her I needed her. I bet my parents would have come too, or either of my brothers. Even if we weren’t a particularly close family, they were decent people. They would have taken care of me. The problem was they couldn’t have done it on intuition alone and I wasn’t about to call and make them worry. In fact, I couldn’t call and make them worry because the phone was rigged for local and inter--hospital calls only. I could call the patient in the room next to mine but could not call my mother, who I hadn’t called all summer anyway. I was fine. I was taught how to transfer, how to get to the bathroom by myself. A girl in a pink striped smock came around with a book cart and I found a copy of The Bridge of San Luis Rey by one Thornton Wilder. Imagine that. It was about a bridge that snaps and sends a group of strangers careening to their deaths. I’d never read it before.
I had some trouble with swelling and the doctor wanted to make sure he wouldn’t have to change the cast so they kept me for a second night. I thought about all the time I’d spent sitting in my apartment in Los Angeles on the days with nothing to do, and how those days had prepared me to be alone with my thoughts. I had a knack for it, not everyone does. I ate my dinner off a tray and read my slender novel and practiced crutching to the nurses’ station and back. I looked out the window as the sun was going down and realized that Pallace would be going on right about now. Mrs. Webb and Mrs. Gibb would be calling their children to breakfast from the opposite sides of the stage. I ran the whole scene in my mind. I wondered if Pallace would be nervous, but then I thought of her dancing on that chair in her red two--piece. I couldn’t imagine Pallace getting nervous about anything.
Because I couldn’t call my grandmother, I called Tom Lake and asked if they could send somebody to pick me up in the morning. Jeanne, the morning nurse, washed my hair while I sat on a stool in the shower, my foot in the cast, the cast in a plastic bag. I was brushed and braided and ready to go when Sebastian arrived.
Sebastian! “I thought you’d be gone!” I cried, by which I mean tears filled my eyes at the sight of him. Had I been able to jump out of the bed and throw my arms around him I would have done it.
“I called the club and told them my transmission was out.” Sebastian said. “I’m in big trouble.”
“Big trouble for me? You could have sent your brother.”
“Let’s just say the rest of the team was in no condition to drive, and they very much wanted to drive. The last thing anyone needs is Peedee wrapping my car around a tree trying to bring you home from the hospital.”
“And Pallace?”
He patted the front pocket of his jeans. “I took her keys.”
So Pallace was already Mae. You’d have to take the keys away from Mae. She was drinking all day with the men. As sorry as I was to miss my last week as Emily, it was almost worth it to know that I would never be Mae. I would never again endure Cody’s disappointment or my own lousy acting or my inability to fill out the red dress. Pallace could wear the dress. “How are the rehearsals going?” Sebastian claimed to like the rehearsals more than the finished product.
“They don’t let me in.”
I was sitting on the bed, wearing the outfit Pallace had grabbed from my room in the rush of leaving: khaki shorts and my Disney T--shirt which never did fit right again. My foot was up. They had told me to keep it elevated whenever possible. “You were there when I was doing it.”
Sebastian shrugged. “The problem seems to be that my brother has to kiss my girlfriend. They say I make them self--conscious.”
I could so clearly feel Duke lying on top of me on the stage, pinning my hands to the floor. Duke as Eddie and me as Mae. Duke as Eddie, Pallace as Mae. I stopped there. “Will they let you see the play?”
“They can’t keep me from seeing the play,” he said. “I have tickets.”
Jeanne swung through the door with a wheelchair and then stopped short. She actually blushed when she saw Sebastian there. “You’re the actor,” she said to him. I’d told Jeanne all about Duke while she washed my hair.
“I’m the brother,” Sebastian said.
“He’s your brother?” she said to me.
Now we were all laughing. “Can you believe it?” I said.
Jeanne wheeled me to the elevator with my crutches and painkillers and an antibiotic and seven typed pages of instructions. Outside, she made me transfer from the wheelchair to the car just to make sure I knew what I was doing, then she stood there and waved as we drove away. I rolled the window down to wave at her.
“By the way, you’ve been upgraded,” Sebastian told me. “They moved you to the cottage.”
“To Uncle Wallace’s?”
“He isn’t coming back and you can’t go up the stairs so it all works out.”
For my troubles I got the bathtub, the kitchenette. I tried not to be excited since the whole thing was the product of disaster. “Did Duke bring my clothes down?”
He shook his head. “They sent over a couple of interns. The whole job took them two minutes.”
Even if Duke was busy he could have found two minutes, especially since his clothes had to be moved as well. He would come for the better room, for the vodka I was betting was still in the freezer. Now I had to think about unpaid interns going through my underwear drawer. “Wait, wait!” I said. “Pallace was Emily. How did she do?”
“Conflict of interest,” Sebastian said.
“Meaning what?”
“Meaning you were Emily and you were great and Pallace is my girlfriend.”