“What are you, twelve? Stop that.”
“Listen, you know it’s inevitable.”
“What is?”
“You riding his dick again.”
“Not gonna happen.”
“It’s totally gonna happen. There will be so much sexual tension in that office, you’ll be bouncing off the walls.”
“He works on a different floor. And he’s been ignoring me. He doesn’t want to do it again.”
“Honey, that man bought you two meals and a Balmain blouse. Trust me on this. He wants to bone you.”
“Who wants to bone you?”
Chelsea and I pull apart and look up in horror at Dylan, standing over us, holding a sweating bottle of Modelo.
He tilts his head in my direction and winks. “Were you two just talking about me?”
It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten anything yet. It would be all over his shirt.
“Haha.” I grab the margarita and suck it down, wishing the ceiling would fall on his head.
He takes his seat again, makes himself comfortable, and launches into a rant about potholes, of all things. Apparently, he’s on some minor local political committee tasked with surveying all the potholes on the west side. This makes him feel very important, as evidenced by how many times he says, “It’s a really big deal.”
Chelsea eats tortilla chips in polite silence and pretends to listen, while really she’s counting down the minutes until her goodwill, purchased with margaritas, expires.
Judging by her glazed eyes, I think he’s got about thirty seconds left.
“Wow, you really went through that drink! I’ll get you another one.”
Grinning one of his obnoxious grins at me, Dylan stands and heads back to the bar.
When he’s gone, Chelsea groans. “Oh my God, that guy could euthanize animals with his personality. He should go work for a vet.”
“That would be inhumane treatment. Let’s order some food. My stomach’s growling.”
Not only is my stomach growling, my head feels weird. It’s probably a side-effect of inhaling Dylan’s cologne.
We flip through the menus the hostess left with us when we were seated and decide on two entrées we’ll share because we always eat off each other’s plate. Chelsea flags down the waitress, and we order.
Then, like a recurring rash, Dylan comes back. He holds out a fresh margarita to me with a flourish, as if it’s a Christmas present he spent all winter making.
“Thank you.”
“You’re so welcome.”
He takes his chair and watches me as I’m taking a sip. His grin is gone now, and his energy is different. More intense.
“You’re really hot. But you already know that. I can tell by the way you strut around the office with your nose in the air.”
Chelsea snorts. “Slow down, tiger. You can’t pour on the charm all at once, she’ll faint.”
I set the drink on the table and turn to him with my brows lifted and a challenge in my voice. “Excuse me?”
Proving himself the charmless dirtbag he is, he doesn’t back down or try to pretend he was joking. He only shrugs, as if I’m lucky to be the recipient of his attention, and doubles down.
“It was a compliment.”
“Sure didn’t sound like one.”
“I like confident women.”
“Seems like what you like is to tear them down.”
He looks straight into my eyes and smiles. “Or tear off their clothes.”
Warmth blooms over my chest. I’d say it was anger, but I’m also slightly dizzy, and my stomach has turned sour. I look away from Dylan and focus on Chelsea.
She has a strange, fuzzy halo around her head.
She frowns at me. “You okay?”
“I think I need to go to the restroom. I’ll be right back.”
I stand, surprised to find I need to hold onto the table for support as I rise. My legs are shaky, and my heart’s beating too fast. Making my way slowly across the restaurant, I try to remember what I had for breakfast and lunch. I must’ve eaten something bad.
I make it to the ladies room, turn on the spigot at the sink, and splash cold water on my face. My reflection in the mirror looks dazed. My color is awful. Even though I’m roasting hot, my complexion is gray.
I shut off the water and lean against the sink. Closing my eyes, I inhale a few deep breaths. It doesn’t help. The pulsing ranchera music piped through the ceiling speakers is making my dizziness worse.
Drying my face with a paper towel, I fight to stay steady. On my way out the door, I stumble and wind up banging into the wall.