“You look good,” I said.
“Besides, Grover,” Annabeth chided, “this is Blanche. It’s not like she’s your girlfriend.”
Grover had a girlfriend, Juniper, who would not have been pleased to see Grover acting so flustered.
“No, I know.” He blushed to the roots of his goatee. “It’s just that she’s such an artiste.”
“Not this again,” I muttered.
“She’s so cool!”
“Are we talking about the same Blanche?” I asked.
“Both of you hush.” Annabeth peered down Broadway. “Here she comes now.”
Blanche, daughter of Iris, wore a trench coat the color of night, jeans, and tactical boots, all of which matched the makeup that made her eyes sparkle like black diamonds. Her head was shaved except for a white-blond topknot. Around her neck hung a Nikon camera the size of a shoe box.
“Wow,” she said, looking around. “Uptown.”
She squinted as if she found the Upper West Side too bright, too open, too loud, too everything. Living down in Soho, she probably had to get her passport stamped to come this far north.
“Lots of stuff to photograph!” Grover said, leaning not-so-casually against a mailbox to give her a profile angle.
Blanche seemed more interested in the sick little tree on the median. “This is dying. That’s cool.” She took the lens cap off her Nikon and started to play with the focus.
Annabeth and I exchanged looks.
Really? I asked her silently.
Be patient ,she stared back at me.
I’d heard that Blanche had a one-artist show going on at a Tribeca gallery right now. Her photographs of dried leaves, rotten tree stumps, and roadkill—all in black and white—sold for like a thousand bucks each. She was the Ansel Adams of dead nature. And after our last campfire, Grover had been so impressed with her that he’d decided he wanted her to do his portrait as a present for Juniper.
What happened at our last campfire, you ask?
Ghost stories. It was a tradition. To everybody’s surprise, Blanche had volunteered to tell the last one that night. In front of sixty or seventy campers and holding a flashlight under her face for maximum creepiness, Blanche had launched into a story about this demigod who had died years ago—a son of Morbus, the god of diseases. Supposedly, nobody liked this kid at camp because, well, diseases. Eventually he had wasted away from some terrible plague, but before he died, he laid a curse on the camp so that anyone who walked over his grave would lose all their color, develop a painful rotting sickness, then crumble to nothing. The campers had burned his body and scattered his ashes, trying to avoid the curse.
“But it didn’t matter,” Blanche had told us. “Because the place where he was burned counted as his gravesite. And that gravesite . . . is right here!”
Then she’d turned her flashlight on us. We’d looked around, startled and half-blind, and realized that all our colors had faded. The entire crowd had turned monochrome like old black-and-white cartoons.
There was screaming. There was crying and running in circles. And that was just me. Some of the other demigods got really freaked out, which is not good when you’re in a crowd of kids armed with swords.
Meanwhile, Blanche had snapped pictures of us, the flash on her Nikon making a strobe-light effect that only increased the panic.
Finally, our activities director, Chiron, managed to restore order. He’d explained that Blanche had simply drawn all the surrounding colors into herself—a trick that some Iris kids could do. The monochrome effect would pass, and no, we would not die. He’d glared at Blanche, asking her to apologize. She’d just thanked us for the fun evening and strolled away into the dark. For some reason, this made her an artistic genius in Grover’s eyes.
Now Annabeth was relying on her to help us.
“Thanks for coming,” Annabeth told her.
“Eh.” Blanche snapped another shot. “You made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. Let’s go find Mommy Dearest.”
I glanced at Annabeth, wondering what she’d promised Blanche and if it involved selling our internal organs. Annabeth just smirked. Then we followed Blanche into the chaos of the farmers’ market.
The day was sunny and mild, so the crowds were out in force. Shoppers milled between rows of produce stands, rummaging through baskets of berries and artichokes. The whole plaza smelled of warm tomatoes and onions. Vendors sold milk, eggs, cheese, honey—all from local farms. It was surreal to have all this country-fresh stuff in the middle of Manhattan, but I guess that was part of the appeal. Grover’s nose quivered as he passed the vegetables. I was glad he wasn’t a child of Hermes, because I was pretty sure he was tempted to pickpocket some of the rutabagas.