Corvus Malum
I told you, my Revered, light of my life and subject of my every thought, the lakes are fresh water that is clean enough to drink.
My sexual needs are extremely satisfied, especially since we’ve all started going topless during the days. I love licking Arabella’s nipples each morning and making them rosy. It’s my favorite part of my morning routine.
Scorpius Malum
Personally, my needs are not completely being met. I tried to use a knife on John yesterday while he was fucking Aran, and he screamed like a little girl and kneed me in the balls.
It hurt my feelings that he wouldn’t let me stab him, just a couple of times.
John Son of Hades Malum
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Scorpius, you literally stabbed me in my butt cheek unexpectedly while I was having sex? The unexpected part was the thing that upset me the most.
What I’m confused about is why you don’t try to shank any of your FIVE other mates. It’s just me who gets a knife in the ass when I’m trying to have a special moment with Aran.
To answer the question, I didn’t know it was possible for someone to be as sexually satisfied as I am.
Side note, do you guys think someone is going to arrest me for writing in this? I’m nervous, I don’t think I’d last in a holding cell.
Aran Alis Egan Malum
First, John, it was a major turnoff watching you sob and scream at the ducks to save you while you writhed on the grass with a knife in your ass. It was hard to watch.
Second, aren’t these tied to the underworld prison, the one you literally run?
John Son of Hades Malum
Oh thank the sun god, that’s such a relief.
Next time Scorpius stabs you during sex, I’m going to try to walk away, just like you did to me.
Scorpius Malum
What if I stab her with my cock, will you walk away then? What if I stab my fingers into her pussy? What if I stab my tongue into her asshole? What if I stab gently? What if I stab in quick successive jabs? What if I lick the wound after? What if I bite it?
John, if I stab Aran, you won’t be walking away because I’ll want to stab you too.
Aran Alis Egan Malum
Wow. That is quite a list. Let’s stick with the first option.
John, my feelings are a little hurt that you’d leave me with Scorpius. You know how he is.
Scorpius Malum
What do you mean? What am I???
John Son of Hades Malum
Aran, I said “try” to walk away because we both know that I’d never leave you alone with him unsupervised. Especially not with how violently he attacked me the other day. He’s getting restless and I think we should get him professional help.
Aran Alis Egan Malum
Aw you’re so sweet John. Also, I completely agree. Do you think we should call Dr. Palmer and try to get him an appointment? Last week I caught him threatening Darlene with a butcher knife!
John Son of Hades Malum
Darlene? The sweet old lady who stocks our pantry and brings us cookies each week from the local bakery??? No. He wouldn’t do that.
Aran Alis Egan Malum
He had her pressed against the wall with a knife against her throat because she forgot to stock up on peanut butter cookies! Can you believe that? I gave her his diamond cufflinks as payment for her suffering.
Scorpius Malum
Aran, that better be a joke. Those were my favorite.
Darlene knew I wanted those cookies, and she purposefully didn’t get them. I know she has a vendetta against me. I just need to find a way to prove it.
Also, if either of you say one more word about me, I’m going to paddle you for hours as you scream and beg for my cock.
John Son of Hades Malum
Call Dr. Palmer immediately. I fear for Darlene’s safety.
Luka Son of Hades Malum
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I think you both are being dramatic. Scorpius just has a lot of energy. I think we should visit the Fae realm and help Jinx. She mentioned at our weekly dinner with the shifter legion that she needed help hunting down criminals.
To answer the prompt, my sexual needs are extremely satisfied. Making love to Aran and Orion on horseback last week was amazing. I also loved waking up this morning to Orion sucking on my cock.