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Goodnight Beautiful(6)

Author:Aimee Molloy

She side-eyes him as she passes, and Sam smiles, a weak attempt to convince her he’s not as creepy as he looks. It’s the woman who runs the dining hall, Gloria something, whipping up soft foods three times a day, fettuccine Alfredo every Monday night for the residents of Rushing Waters Elderly Care Center, population sixty-six or so, depending on who died overnight.

The commercial break ends, bringing listeners home to the bottom of the ninth. “What do you think, Keys fans?” Teddy from Freddy asks. “We gonna pull this one out?”

“Of course we’re not,” Sam says. “We’ve won exactly fifty-eight games in three years. You know that, Dad.” Teddy from Freddy, a name that makes zero sense—nobody refers to the city of Frederick, Maryland, as Freddy—but it’s stuck. Twelve years now his father, Theodore Samuel Statler, has been sitting in the booth at Harry Grove Stadium, calling home games for the Frederick Keys, the worst farm team in baseball history.

Of course, before Theodore Statler was known as Teddy from Freddy, he was known as Mr. S, the charming and handsome math teacher at Brookside High School who left his wife for the hot model on page twenty-four of the June 1982 Talbots catalog. Her name was Phaedra, the only name dumber than Teddy from Freddy. Someone on the baseball team got a hold of the catalog, where Sam’s father’s new girlfriend could be seen sitting on a beach in a bikini, her thighs covered with sand. It got passed around the locker room for weeks, everyone admitting that while the girls inside weren’t Sports Illustrated-level hot, they still did the trick.

Ted met her at Camden Yards on September 6, 1995, the day Cal Ripken Jr. surpassed Lou Gehrig’s record for consecutive games played. Sam’s grandfather grew up in Baltimore, and like every Statler man since 1954, Sam was a die-hard Orioles fan. He idolized Cal Ripken, and the tickets to the game were an early birthday present from Sam’s mother, Margaret—his dream gift, in fact—paid for with the money Margaret had been setting aside for months from her paltry secretary’s paycheck.

Phaedra had the seat directly in front of Sam, and she kept banging into his knees, turning around to laugh at his father’s jokes, her ugly hat with the orange-and-black pom-pom blocking his view. Sam hated that his dad was barely paying attention to the game, and hated it even more when he suggested Sam and Phaedra change seats.

Turns out that on top of the white teeth and long legs, she was also a Tupperware heiress with whom Ted Statler had a truly uncanny connection, something he chose to share with Sam and Margaret two weeks later, on Sam’s actual birthday. He stood up as Margaret cut into a Pepperidge Farm coconut cake, acting like he was about to make a speech at a wedding. Said he had no choice but to be honest with himself. He’d met his soul mate and could no longer live without her.

It was 1995, the year of the first flip phone, the year before the minimum wage was raised to $4.25, which is what his mother earned after Ted Statler packed his bags and left for Baltimore. To a harbor penthouse built out of Tupperware, a little time to figure out what he wanted to do next, until landing his ideal job: sitting up high in a glass booth, providing the color for the Keys, managing to stay upbeat despite a three-year losing streak, including this game, which ends 9 to 3 with an out in right field as Ted invites his listeners to join him tomorrow night, when the team takes on the Salem Red Sox. Sam clicks off the radio and picks up his phone.

Hello dear wife, he writes back to Annie.

Typing bubbles appear right away, and Sam imagines her at home, flour-faced, the ties of the floral apron pinching her waist as she studies the Rachael Ray recipe she printed out last night. You at your mom’s? she writes.

He glimpses the entrance to the nursing home. A woman is leading a man with a walker through the sliding doors. He can imagine the scene inside. A crowd of old people sitting on couches in the lobby, no purpose whatsoever, the furniture marinating in the scent of urine. He pictures his mom, the same place she was the last time he saw her: sitting at the small dining table in the corner of her private room, looking nothing like herself.

Yes, I’m at my mom’s, Sam writes to Annie. (Technically.)

How is she?

Good.

Much longer?

Sam checks the stopwatch. Fifty-nine minutes. Not too much.

Tell her I’ll see her tomorrow.

Tomorrow, Annie’s day to visit. They take turns. Every month Annie clips a calendar into the back of his appointment book, one she draws herself at the kitchen table, guiding a black Sharpie along the edge of an envelope, a grid of shaded boxes. The blue ones are her days, the pink ones Sam’s. (Annie likes to subvert gender norms. It’s a thing.)

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