Everything was all right.
Chapter 22
The Villain
“What in the deadlands is this?”
The small man shook as he took cautious steps away from Trystan’s desk. “It’s— It’s cauldron brew, sir.”
He gripped the silver chalice containing the foul black liquid.
No cream, no sugar, none of Sage’s ridiculous attempts to make faces with the milk. It was all wrong.
“I did not ask for cauldron brew,” he said darkly.
“Of course, sir, but, um, you did say to me ten minutes ago, ‘Get me a cup of brew immediately, Stuart, or I will rip the skin from your bones.’”
Ah, yes, he had said that, hadn’t he? He’d thought he’d forego the brew until he could sneak some milk into it, but by noon he had a splitting headache and had grown desperate.
“I do not want this swill—take it from my sight this instant!” He stood, shoving the cup at the terrified man, who just barely caught it before he scurried from the room.
Trystan spared a glance at Kingsley. The frog ribbited as he held up a sign that simply read: Blockhead.
For once, the frog summed things up perfectly.
Ignoring the amphibian, Trystan settled back behind his desk to focus on his evildoing plans. Surely thoughts of mayhem and destruction would calm his sour mood.
By the afternoon, Trystan was surprised the office was still standing.
A fire had started in the south corridor of the manor, and it nearly burned an entire room of charted maps to ash. It started as two of the fire pixies had a disagreement that ended in fast-spreading flames, and only Sage knew where to find the irrigation devices she’d insisted they install during her first month of employment.
“You’ll never see them!” Sage had said, curls bouncing with her excitement at the water fixture installation.
She’d pushed the hose made of some material she’d insisted he invest in called “rubber” back into the wall. The mechanism locked in place, the rubber tubing flipping and disappearing behind the white bricks.
“They’re hidden all over the manor! When you have a structure this big, it’s important that you account for fires, especially with all the lives in your care.” She’d smiled and pulled her notebook from her satchel. “Now, I’ve mapped out where all thirty of them are, and I’ll take you to each spot so you know exactly how to find them.”
Thirty?
“Sage, as delightful as a tour of hoses sounds, I have actual work to do.”
She’d frowned, which had given him a foreign, uncomfortable feeling in his chest. “But what will you do if there’s a fire?”
“I’ll ask you where the hose is,” Trystan had replied flatly.
Sage’s nose had scrunched, as it so often did, and she looked at him with a curiosity that was almost…endearing? He shuddered. “But what will you do if I’m not here?” she’d asked.
“You’ll always be here, Sage.”
Trystan blinked, feeling a sting under his eyes. He strode through his office and pushed open the wooden doors that led out to the damaged parapet. The doors slammed closed behind him, and he blinked back the wet heat in the air. The structure on the other side was covered and propped up by wooden beams that were aiding the reconstruction being done.
He stopped just short of the ruined end, the heat of the air burning his eyes again. He’d resolved to not care that she was gone. He wouldn’t dare go after her, and she wouldn’t dare return here after the cruel way in which he’d spoken to her.
The heat was relentless now, the moisture so strong, a drop of water was sliding down his cheek. He furiously swiped it away and looked at the wetness on his hand with disgust.
“Sir?”
Ms. Erring’s voice cut through the quiet, making the wet heat hitting his eyes dry in seconds. Sniffing like he’d smelled something foul, Trystan frowned, turning his head slightly toward her.
“What’s wrong now?” he asked gruffly.
The woman was always a little pinched, but right now her face was so twisted, it looked as if she were about to swallow her own tongue. She shook her head, her large glasses sliding down her nose. “One of the men you have working through the manor’s finances is up in arms because he can’t read the appraiser’s handwriting.”
Trystan furrowed his brow in confusion. “What exactly was the appraiser valuing?”
“Several crates of jewels that had been en route to King Benedict, aid from Roselia—one of the northern kingdoms. It was intercepted by the Malevolent Guards this morning.”