“Of course you’d assume we’re monogamous,” she replies, staring at a brightly lit roof party in the distance.
Josh lightly chokes on the last of his terrible merlot and the corner of Ari’s mouth curves up, creating a dimple, and why the fuck does he have to notice all these details about someone who loathes him while Sophie is a thousand miles away?
Finally, the loading icon on the Uber app stops spinning.
“Fuck,” he mutters. “I can’t even leave this party for another twenty minutes.”
She settles against the brick wall. “It’s not even midnight. Why the rush to leave?”
“If it’s such a great party, why are you sitting by yourself on the fire escape?”
“When the MDMA wore off, so did my tolerance for conversations about Lars von Trier.” She exhales, her breath forming a cloud in the cold air. “Your dramatic performance over the phone was an unexpected bonus.”
* * *
“MY GIRLFRIEND AND I are doing long-distance. We’re…trying to keep it interesting,” Josh says. “It’s not…whatever you’re thinking.”
Ari isn’t exactly sure what she’s thinking.
The blissful little high of a couple hours ago is slowing to a crawl, heading for the inevitable comedown. She hates this part. There’s not a shimmering coat of glitter over the world anymore. It’s just Queens, with its slushy streets and row houses still decorated for Christmas. Just a few miles away from Cass’s apartment—no, Cass and Ari’s apartment. Ari looks out at the roof party again, where a clump of people are gathered into a loose circle. It must be close to midnight.
“Do you moan into the receiver while she folds her laundry?” Ari asks.
His phone buzzes. He takes it out and glances at the status notification from Uber. “I’m positive that when we talk, Sophie isn’t multitasking.”
“I’d be crawling up the walls,” she says. “I don’t know how anyone manages a long-distance thing.”
Josh rubs his forehead. “We’ve been together for three years. At some point, she’ll move back here and we’ll live together. And then I suppose we’ll get married.” Josh fidgets with his phone. “But we’re both focusing on other things right now. The relationship will be here when we can prioritize it.”
She glances back at him—the suit, the carefully disheveled hair. He looks almost camera-ready. Styled. There’s a slick phoniness to this version of him. Or maybe this is the final state of his gradual evolution. Any fleeting attraction she might have experienced years ago can definitively be chalked up to the competence porn of watching a man with muscular forearms cook.
Before Cass, she’d never called anyone a boyfriend or girlfriend. Never heard I love you. Definitely never said it. In her twenty-six years, Ari had never woken up with someone without feeling a twinge of regret while trying to slip out of bed undetected.
She never believed they wanted her to stay.
Now she has someone who wants to share everything. Who wouldn’t jump at that? Who wouldn’t want to get off the cruise ship after twelve weeks of cruises to Nassau and never look back? Who wouldn’t want to stop working as an after-school nanny for those obnoxious brats, Agnés and Raphael? Or those gigs as a bar mitzvah “party starter” on Long Island, dancing to Maroon 5 with middle schoolers while specifically not being creepy?
Cass encourages Ari to aim higher because she knows there’s more out there for her than cruise ships and teaching Improv 101 at LaughRiot. She tells her to submit packets to late-night shows. To try pilot season again. That kind of encouragement is as valid a form of love as the way Cass always wants to go down on her.
And if she has to watch the occasional interminable Danish film or listen to Cass pontificate about the “monstrous-feminine,” then that’s a fair trade-off.
“Interesting,” she says finally, more to herself than to Josh.
“What?” He looks up, a defensive edge in his voice.
Ari turns her head to face him. “I thought you were all about intimacy and morning sex and soulmate cookies. You just talk very differently about…uh…Good Girl.”
“I’m certain of where we stand,” he insists.
* * *
HE SAYS IT more to himself than to Ari.
The truth is, when Sophie leaves for the airport, he runs this mental checklist of relationship metrics. Was this visit better or worse than the last time? Did they get bored? Were there interesting things to talk about? How many photos of the visit did she post to her stories?