So we were essentially engaged.
Where to have the wedding? Maybe on the coastal rocks of Maine, near a lighthouse? Or on the gentle sand of a Hawaiian beach? Or—hell, as long as I was fantasizing—in some quaint, timeless English village? I’d have to google timeless English villages. Maybe the Cotswolds?
This was perfect, right? This was perfect.
I’d get this face thing solved, get Peanut healthy, win this competition, disprove everybody who ever thought I was worthless—and then go on a date with Dr. Oliver Frigging Addison. And start living the victorious life I’d always wanted.
That worked.
I was feeling so foolishly optimistic for a minute there as I basked in that fantasy that I decided to stop by Bean Street Coffee to grab a decaf latte on my way to the elevators. Life was good today. Good enough for a celebratory latte.
Hazel One was working there tonight. This was how hip Bean Street Coffee was: it had two different baristas named Hazel.
I ordered my latte and then waited by the pickup counter, as fully afloat as if these wedding fantasies were an emotional inner tube.
But that’s when I heard, “Sadie Montgomery?”
This—being recognized—had happened a few times since I’d been tricked by my evil stepsister, and I’d say, all in all, I managed okay. The big goal was always to suss out who was talking to me, but I was also happy to settle for just having a pleasant interaction and not getting caught.
“Hey there!” I answered, more confident with my strategy now. There are no strangers. “How are you?”
“Great! How are you?”
Clues: Blond hair in a ponytail. Tall-ish. Blue jeans. Jangly bracelet. Also: This person knew my first and last name. Her tone of voice sounded as if she was glad to see me. She was in the coffee shop of my building at this hour of night, and she was holding—get this—a hairless Sphynx cat with a rhinestone collar. I mean, could she do that? Were cats even allowed in coffee shops? Was she a neighbor? Did I know her from the elevator? The last-name thing was a confounding variable, because, again, I really didn’t know anybody in this building well enough to have handed out my last name.
Damn it. Who could it be?
“Love your sundress,” she said then. “It reminds me of one you had in high school.”
We knew each other from high school? I didn’t keep in touch with anyone from high school.
“Wasn’t it yellow?” she said then, thinking back. “You wore it to the ninth-grade picnic?”
Okay, now this was getting creepy.
“And then I’m pretty sure you stole it from me after you got kicked out and sent to boarding school.”
Fuck.
It was Parker.
How, how, how had I not recognized her voice—again? Dr. Nicole had said not everybody was great with voices, that it might take some time to tune into them better … but Parker? I should know that voice anywhere.
It was the voice of doom.
And, yes. I had stolen that yellow sundress from her.
But she’d stolen my entire family from me, so we were hardly even.
“Are you kidding me right now?” I said.
“What?” Parker said, putting on a baffled, innocent voice.
“Why are you messing with me—and why are you even here?”
“I’m messing with you because it is never not fun, and I’m here because: Hello! I just moved in.”
That didn’t compute. “Moved in to what?”
“The building.”
“The building? This building?” I demanded, pointing at the floor. Then I pointed at myself. “My building?”
“Top floor, baby!” She lifted her hand for a high five.
I ignored the hand. “You can’t move in here.”
“Pretty sure I just did. A cute guy helped me carry my scratching post.”
“This is my apartment building. I live here.”
“It’s not only your apartment building,” she said. “Lots of people live here. Including me. As of today.” Then she waved her still-raised hand in my face. “You can see this, can’t you? I’m high-fiving you!”
I smacked her hand out of the way. “I’m not fucking high-fiving you, Parker. Get out. You’re not welcome here.”
“I think the guy who carried my scratching post might disagree. I got a definite vibe.”
Of all the pets I’d have picked for Parker, I wouldn’t have chosen a cat. A tarantula, maybe. A tank of piranhas. A hive of wasps.
Just then, Hazel One called my name. My latte was ready.