What if, to just take the biggest, scariest, most likely example, I didn’t recognize him?
What if—and this likelihood was really only occurring to me now, as I sat there—without his lab coat on and out of the context of the clinic, I truly couldn’t tell him apart from anyone else? It was more than possible.
How mortifying would that be?
I thought about the woman on Facebook who’d called her face blindness “a superpower.” What would she be doing right now? She wouldn’t be sitting here nervously ripping up a paper napkin, her stomach cold with dread as she questioned her value as a human being. Hell, no! She would put her shoulders back, embrace the uncertainty, surf that tsunami of self-doubt like a badass, and find a way to make it fun.
At the very least, she wouldn’t give up on herself before she’d even tried.
You’ve got this, I pep-talked myself as I started mutilating a new napkin. You know what to do.
And with that, I did know what to do: Just smile—and positively radiate warmth and availability—at every single man who walked in through the Bean Street doors as if he were my future husband.
Not my usual strategy in life.
But not that hard to do, either.
I mean, Dr. Addison had a job to do here, too—right? He would recognize me. Sure, I looked a little different with my hair up and my passionfruit lips. But I could rely on him to know me when he saw me.
Anyway, I’d just have to put my faith in destiny.
What was meant to be was meant to be.
Except maybe it wasn’t meant to be … because an hour—an actual hour—went by, and Dr. Addison didn’t show up.
There’s a very specific slow-burn heartbreak to getting stood up as the realization slowly comes into focus: No one’s coming. In that one interminable hour of looking up each time the doors opened and watching every single one of them sweep on past me like we were total strangers—which we must have been—I felt myself wilting like a time-lapse version of a neglected houseplant.
It was the lethal combination of the hope with the disappointment, I decided.
I’d walked in, all fresh and bright with my green leaves lifted high toward the sun … and it took only an hour to render me flopped sideways, limp and melted over the edge of my pot.
Emotionally, I mean.
The point is, untold numbers of innocent napkins gave their lives during that hour of waiting. All for nothing.
At the one-hour mark, with no text from him, I called it.
I was done here.
I stood up, feeling like the whole room of people must be watching me and shaking their heads, and started picking up all the napkin shreddings off the table—deliberately, self-consciously. Careful not to screw this up, too.
But that’s when the outside door opened again, and this time a breeze burst in with it, and that breeze sent the napkin pieces scattering off the table onto the floor—all my efforts destroyed, as so often happened, by some totally unrelated outside force. And despite everything, I smiled like a movie star at whoever was coming in, just in case.
It was Pavlovian at this point.
But it wasn’t Dr. Addison coming in the door. It was a lady.
So I turned my attention now to the floor and the tragic heartbreak confetti now covering my section of it, squatting to start picking it all back up.
That’s when a pair of shoes appeared in my field of vision.
And from the fumes of evil radiating off them and the sudden waft of Dior’s Poison, I could take a pretty good guess: Parker.
I stood up.
“You look like a girl who just got stood up,” she said.
It wasn’t the voice I recognized. It was the viciousness.
Definitely Parker.
Nobody else on earth could make me feel that shitty that fast.
“Hello, Parker.”
“How did you know it was me?” she asked, sounding overly delighted—almost sarcastically so—to be recognized.
I sighed. “By the cruelty. It has a distinct frequency.”
“I saw you here an hour ago on my way out,” Parker said then, enjoying a chance to savor my misery. “Now I’m back, and here you still are—wearing lipstick and everything—but still just utterly, completely alone.” I could feel her gleeful pout. “It’s so heartbreaking.”
“What do you want, Parker?”
“I want to ask you about that super-cute guy on our floor.”
“What guy on our floor?”
“The one who stares at you in the elevator.”
There was a guy who stared at me in the elevator?
“The one with the bowling jacket,” she said, like, Hurry up.