I didn’t think it through, that’s for sure.
I didn’t think at all.
Joe wasn’t the only person around here who could be pathologically helpful.
And at that I reached out, grabbed the collar of Joe’s shirt, pulled him down toward me, and kissed him.
By the way, his lips? In that moment? As I went in for the landing? I could see them just fine. Zeroing in on the lips was easier, in fact, than trying to take in a whole face. It felt like a relief.
It was meant to be a peck, but at the moment of impact, I heard Skylar make an astonished little gasp.
And that spurred me to keep going.
To push in closer, in fact. To go bigger.
And deeper. And softer.
I shifted my hand up to the back of Joe’s neck to hold him in place—not sure how he’d react to the shock of it all. The odds were fifty-fifty that he’d jump away, like What the hell?
But he didn’t jump away.
The opposite, in fact.
In a remarkable feat of surprise improv, as soon as he realized what I was doing, he went with it. He brought his hand to my back, pulled me tighter, softened his mouth, and kissed me right back.
Just like that, it went from fake to … something else.
We didn’t even need a hot tub.
I don’t know how long that little kiss lasted. Three seconds? Five? A hundred? All I know is, when it started, we were both entirely focused on the couple standing across from us … and by the time it ended, that focus had shifted.
Skylar and Hot Tub Guy were forgotten.
That is, until Skylar coughed and said, “Okay. Well. Great seeing you.”
It broke the kiss, but nothing else. Joe didn’t even look over or loosen his arm around me or say goodbye. He just stared into my eyes until after they were gone. And I was too dazed to even mind.
Then, in unison, we snapped out of the trance. We broke eye contact and stepped back.
Next, of course, it was awkward.
Joe coughed. I tucked my hair behind my ears. Joe checked his watch. I looked down at my shoes. Finally—what choice did I have?—I smacked him on the shoulder and said, “Stop trying to peek at the portrait.”
And much to my delight, that made Joe laugh. And that was something.
I looked off in the direction they’d just walked. “Your ex-wife, right?” I said, my eyes on her.
Joe nodded. “Bull’s-eye.”
“And Hot Tub Guy?”
Joe nodded again. “Teague Phillips.”
“That’s his name? Teague?”
“Yep. Valedictorian of his high school class.” Then Joe added, “It’s weird that I know that.”
“He seems very dull,” I said, maximizing my judgmentalness out of loyalty.
“Thank you,” Joe said then. “My plan was to never, ever accidentally bump into them.”
“How dare they come to our coffee shop?” I said. “No hot tubbers allowed.”
“What you just did was…” Joe started.
What? What was it?
“Very kind,” he finished.
Huh. Not sure about kind. Impulsive, maybe. Reckless. Brave.
“You really saved me,” Joe said.
I held my fist up for a bump—trying to reestablish equilibrium. “You’ve saved me a few times.”
“Not like that, I haven’t.”
He wasn’t wrong.
“That,” he went on, “was a heroic thing to do.”
“Do you think it worked?”
“Oh, it worked,” Joe said, like that might be true in more ways than one.
“Glad to be of service,” I told him.
Later, it would occur to me to worry about Dr. Addison. I was of course aware that we weren’t really engaged or even dating—yet. But we had an intention to start dating. What were the rules around kissing someone when you had a plan to start dating someone else?
I hadn’t technically cheated. That much seemed clear.
But what would Dr. Addison think about that moment, if he’d known about it?
I tried to revise the memory into a simple act of altruism. Joe had been in pain, and I’d seen a way to relieve that pain. Unselfishly.
For no personally gratifying reasons of my own.
It almost made me a better person, in a way.
Besides. Anyway. If Dr. Oliver Addison, DVM, didn’t want me offering pity kisses to hipster neighbors ambushed by their ex-wives, he should have found a way to make it to our date.
Nineteen
YOU KNOW THOSE days when it just feels like the universe is out to get you? And even though you know intellectually that the universe is way too busy to sit around planning your personal destruction, it still feels that way, anyway?