Hail Mary: An Enemies-to-Lovers Roommate Sports Romance
Kandi Steiner
To the girls who love
tattoos,
video games,
fucking shit up,
and hot, cocky, infuriating playboys.
This one’s for you.
Then
Mary
Asking for Halo 5 for my fifteenth birthday was the biggest mistake of my adolescent life.
First of all, my mother about fainted when I did. It was hard enough to get her to even allow me to have an Xbox with a few single-player fantasy games, and that was because she thought it was a phase I would grow out of. But asking for an Xbox Live subscription and a game I could play with people around the world where our main goal was to kill each other?
My poor mother didn’t know what to do with that.
“What about cheerleading? What about hanging out with your friends, shopping at the mall, boys?” She’d asked each question more frantically than the last, all the hope dwindling in her eyes.
Fortunately, I had Dad, who I think knew from when I was a young age that I was not going to be what he and Mom pictured.
Mom wanted a cheerleader and debutante just like her. She wanted her daughter to rush the same sorority she’d been a part of in college and dreamed of planning a huge wedding day with a fluffy white dress.
Dad wanted me to be in acquisitions, just like him and my older brother, Matthew, who was in college and destined to follow in his footsteps. To be fair, I did get my sass from my dad, and my take no shit attitude. But using those skills to be ruthless in a business merger was not exactly on my radar.
No, what they got instead of all that was an emo kid with a love for doodling and a dream of being a tattoo artist.
But that’s not even why Halo 5 was the beginning of my demise. Because as much as Mom hated it, Dad encouraged her that it was fine for me to play. Good for the brain muscles, he jokingly said over dinner as Mom angrily chewed an asparagus sprig.
And so, on my fifteenth birthday, I ripped open the present shaped like a video game first and squealed with delight, abandoning all my other gifts and running back to my room to play immediately.
It took me a while to figure the game out, but not too long to realize that I was years behind most of the people I was playing live with. Not that that deterred me. I was a teenager on summer break with all the time in the world. And if there was anything I loved more than drawing or gaming, it was a challenge.
I played as much as I could those first few weeks of summer vacation, leveling up and honing my skills. It wasn’t unusual for me to still be awake when Dad’s alarm went off for him to go into the city. He’d pop his head into my room, smile, and warn me to at least pretend I was sleeping when Mom got up.
I loved that summer. I loved the feeling of a winning streak, of staying up until the sun rose, of surprising my team when I spoke into my headset and they realized I was a girl. At school, I was a nobody, a loser, just another overweight teenager with acne and bad teeth and baggy clothes who lost more and more friends as she discovered her true interests.
But online? I was a bad ass.
I was almost a god — or goddess — when I was playing Halo. I controlled what I looked like, who I played with, and what a huge part I was of our team’s victory. People wanted me on their team. They wanted to play with me. They wanted to be me.
Everything was going great.
And then, a month and a half after my birthday, when summer was in full swing but school was looming on the other side of it, I was popped into a game with the absolute last person I ever expected.
Leo Hernandez.
Anyone who went to my high school knew who Leo was. Every girl knew his messy hair, his crooked smile, his lean, muscular body, his golden skin and infectious laugh. Every boy knew his speed and agility, the ease with which he excelled on the football field and off it, too. He was a star athlete with a dad who used to play in the NFL. He was popular. He was funny. He was rich.
He was the kind of boy who could smile at you and make you feel like the only girl in the world.
Little did I know he was also the boy who would ruin my life.
I knew it was him as soon as his username popped up: leohernandez13. Sure, there had to be other Leo Hernandez’s in the world, but that 13 gave him away. It was his jersey number since he played Pee Wee, and if there was any doubt left that it was him, it was obliterated when his familiar voice rang out in the chat.
“Who’s ready to teabag some newbs?”
I stayed quiet the entire game, internally freaking out that I was playing with Leo even though I wished more than anything to be unaffected by him. I couldn’t help it. I was a teenage girl, and the first time I’d seen him rip his jersey off after a football game had been my sexual awakening.
Of course, like most of the student body, he had no idea who I was.
At the end of our game, Leo denounced everyone on our team for “sucking ass.”
Except for me.
And then he changed my world with three words.
“Octostigma, wanna squad?”
Octostigma was my username, one I’d patted myself on the back for thinking of because it was so cool and creative and elusive, and no one had even remotely the same one. It was combining two things I loved — octopus, the coolest animal on the planet, and stigma, which was the ancient Greek term for tattoo.
Hearing Leo Hernandez say that username, hearing him ask me to play with him?
Another awakening.
Everything happened fast after that. He added me as a friend, barked out a laugh of surprise when he found out I was a girl, and then we played several rounds on the same fireteam before he had to go to bed.
But the next night, when he logged on, I was immediately invited to play with him again.
It went on like this for about a week before, one night, he declared, “I’m bored with this. Do you have the new Resident Evil?”
“No.”
“Can you get it?”
“Maybe.”
“Let me know when you do.”
With that, he exited Halo, and I saw the notification pop up that told me he was playing Resident Evil: Revelations 2.
I was not above begging my mother at the breakfast table the next morning. In fact, I quite literally fell to my knees.
“Games are expensive, and you just got one for your birthday,” she said.
My dad gave her a look over his Sunday morning paper, which said without words that her telling me a game was expensive was comical considering what she spent on a pair of shoes weekly.
“Please, Mom. I’ll do anything.”
“Anything?”
“Anything,” I said earnestly.
Mom looked at my dad and then back at me. “Next season, you’ll be introduced to society.”
And I shit you not, I didn’t even groan or roll my eyes. “Done.”
It was that easy. Agree to be a deb and I got the ticket to my crush. Two days later I had Resident Evil: Revelations 2, and when I signed on, Leo was already there.
“Stig! You got the game,” he announced when our headsets connected.
I tried to ignore the way my stomach flipped at the nickname he’d given me, at the fact that he seemed happy I was online. “Don’t get too excited,” I told him. “I’ve never played before, which means I’ll undoubtedly suck ass.”
He laughed at me using his verbiage. “I’ll teach you.”