“What?” I gasped. “He did?”
“Well…no, but his cheek did. And his ear a bit.”
“What are you talking about?” I frowned, not wanting to judge but like, was that some sort of kinky shit I’d never heard of? Because a cock to the ear didn’t sound particularly fun for anyone.
“He was biting me,” he said, bobbing on his toes. “He bit me right here.” He tugged his sweatpants down to show me the mark, but unveiled his dick in the same movement and a freight train seemed to run him over a second later.
Orion slammed him into the wall behind me and I whipped around with a gasp as he choked Seth with one hand while Seth’s pants fell fully down to his ankles and he blinked back at him innocently.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” Orion barked and in the next second, Seth blasted him away with a hurricane of air, sending him flying into the opposite wall, causing a crack to rip up the centre of it.
Orion hit the ground running, but Seth kept blasting a huge storm of air at him to keep him back, turning to me with a casual grin as he pulled up his pants with his free hand.
“Anyway, my boner was right there while he was biting me and I swear he flirted with it a little. His hand was moving down my abs and everything,” he said giddily and I glanced at Orion, unsure if I should continue with this conversation while he was battling to get to us with a satanic look on his face. But Seth kept going anyway, casting a silencing bubble around Orion as he started hurling abuse at him so that he could tell the rest of his story.
“So I’ve had a really good idea of how to make my next move,” he said, looking like he could barely contain it. “I’m gonna play gay chicken with him.”
“Gay chicken?” I frowned.
“Yeah, because Cal is competitive, see? He can’t ever bear to lose. So I’ll just dare him to go gay for me and he won’t be able to back down on the dare because he’d have to admit defeat by doing so. Then he’ll go full gay and we’ll get gayer and gayer together until one day we’re married and it’s ten years down the line and he’s still so committed to the dare with our fourteen children who often ask why Daddy C always goes to those strip bars at the weekends with the booby ladies and-”
“That’s a terrible idea,” I cut over him and he looked crestfallen, like he’d really thought he’d cracked it this time. I took pity on him, resting a hand on his shoulder with a sigh. “Just tell him the truth, Seth.”
He frowned, twiddling his thumbs. “What if you ask him if he likes me while I hide under a barrel nearby? And then if he says he’s not into me, I can jump out and say it’s a prank.” He had to focus for a second as Orion’s air magic started to cut through his own and his expression tensed.
“I’ll talk to him if you want, but he changed the subject every time I tried to bring it up before,” I said sadly.
“I know, but that’s because you two need more bonding time. Hang out with him, be his new bestie, and he’ll talk to you.” His eyes gleamed like two giant pennies and I nodded my agreement. Dammit, he was too cute when he gave me the puppy eyes.
“Fine, but you have to stop winding Orion up. And could you like, be his friend? He says he doesn’t need any more friends, but I see him watching you guys when you’re all having fun and it kinda breaks my heart because he just stands back, alone…” I said with a frown. “I think he needs you guys more than he’d ever admit.”
“Yeah, it’s so sad isn’t it? The way he stares at us when we’re playing together,” he said with a whine in his throat. “Poor, sad little Lance Orion. With his washed up dreams, two careers down the drain, now he’s Power Shamed and outcast for life…”
“That’s enough,” I growled in warning, and he nodded seriously.
“We’ll be best friends soon, Darcy. I promise.” He hooked his pinky around mine. “But right now, I’m gonna release him and run for my life, so if you could dive into the way, that’d be great, babe.” He winked then dropped the storm holding Orion back, whipping the door open with his air magic and flying out of it on a cloud at high speed, his chuckle carrying back to us.
Orion shot after him in a blur of speed, but I cast a net of vines to catch him, yanking him back and throwing him onto the bed.
He snarled, practically spitting venom as he shoved the net off of himself and worked to get up. But I pounced on him like a cat, straddling his lap and pressing my mouth to his with a smile as I ground down over the ridge of his cock through his pants.