‘I’m not a newsreader,’ says Mike. ‘I’m a journalist who happens to read the news.’
Ibrahim nods. ‘A fine mind. And a nose for a story.’
‘Well, that’s why I’m here,’ says Mike. ‘As soon as I read the email, I sniffed a story. A new way of living, retirement communities, and the famous face of Ron Ritchie at the heart of it. I thought, “Yup, viewers will love a bit of that.”’
It’s been quiet for a few weeks, but Ron is delighted that the gang is back in action. The whole interview is a ruse. Designed by Joyce to lure Mike Waghorn to Coopers Chase. To see if he could help them with the case. Joyce sent an email to one of the producers. Even so, it still means that Ron is going to be on TV again, and he is very happy about that.
‘Will you come to dinner afterwards, Mr Waghorn?’ asks Joyce. ‘We’ve got a table for five thirty. After the rush.’
‘Please, call me Mike,’ says Mike. ‘And, no, I’m afraid. I try not to mix with people. You know, privacy, germs, whatnot. You understand, I’m certain.’
‘Oh,’ says Joyce. Ron sees her disappointment. If there is a bigger fan of Mike Waghorn anywhere in Kent or Sussex, he would like to meet them. In fact, now he really thinks about it, he wouldn’t like to meet them.
‘There is always a great deal of alcohol,’ says Ibrahim to Mike. ‘And I suspect many fans of yours will be there.’
Mike has been given pause for thought.
‘And we can tell you all about the Thursday Murder Club,’ says Joyce.
‘The Thursday Murder Club?’ says Mike. ‘Sounds made up.’
‘Everything is made up, when you really think about it,’ says Ibrahim. ‘The alcohol is subsidized by the way. They tried to stop the subsidy, but we held a meeting, a number of words were exchanged, and they thought better of it. And we’ll have you out by seven thirty.’
Mike looks at his watch, then looks at Pauline. ‘We could probably do a quick supper?’
Pauline looks at Ron. ‘Will you be there?’
Ron looks at Joyce, who nods firmly. ‘Sounds like I will, yeah.’
‘Then we’ll stay,’ says Pauline.
‘Good, good,’ says Ibrahim. ‘There’s something we’d like to talk to you about, Mike.’
‘Which is?’ asks Mike.
‘All in good time,’ says Ibrahim. ‘I don’t wish to pull focus from Ron.’
Mike sits in an armchair opposite Ron and starts counting to ten. Ibrahim leans into Joyce.
‘He is testing the microphone level.’
‘I had worked that out,’ says Joyce, and Ibrahim nods. ‘Thank you for getting him to stay for dinner – you never know, do you?’
‘You never do know, Joyce, that is true. Perhaps the two of you will marry before the year is out. And, even if not, which is an outcome we must prepare for, I’m sure he will have plenty of information about Bethany Waites.’
The door opens once more, and Elizabeth enters the room. The gang is all here. Ron pretends he is not touched. Last time he had a gang of friends like these, they were being hospitalized by police riot shields at the Wapping print-workers’ strike. Happy days.
‘Don’t mind me,’ says Elizabeth. ‘You look different, Ron, what is it? You look … healthy.’
Ron grunts, but sees Pauline smile. That’s a cracking smile, to be fair to her. Is Pauline in his league? Late sixties, a bit young for him? What league is he in these days? It’s been a long time since he’d checked. Either way, what a smile.