Amelia blinks at me.
Giovanna clears her throat, a smile still playing on the edges of her lips. “You’re quite laid-back, aren’t you?”
Today? No. No, not at all. “The sun’s shining, the scenery is gorgeous, and I have a cantankerous boyfriend with a heart of gold under all his gruff. What’s to be upset about? Unless you’re the kind who gets hangry, I suppose. Marshmallow! Put the knife down. You know you can’t cook.”
I slip away from Giovanna, rescue the chef’s knife from my dog, and tell him to go chase butterflies.
It’s literally the only command he regularly takes from me.
“It’s interesting that Hayes doesn’t mind your dog.” Amelia slides onto a stool across the high counter that separates the kitchen from the dining nook. “He made me give up my dog when we got married in second grade, and I’d swear he’s only gotten more uptight since then.”
“Oh, he doesn’t like Marshmallow.” I smile at her as I scrub the knife. “I gave him an ultimatum. Me with the dog, or no me at all. Honestly, I thought he’d tell me to pack my bags, but I guess I’m worth taking daily allergy medicine for.”
I’m being catty with Amelia Shawcross.
Definitely time to go dunk my head in the ocean.
“Do you have plans this afternoon, Begonia?” Giovanna asks. “We’d love to have you join us in town.”
“Such a treat,” Amelia agrees.
I’m fairly certain she means we’ll find the most remote corner of the island and tie you to a rock where, if you’re lucky, someone will hear your screams and come rescue you before the tide rolls in and the seagulls peck out your eyeballs.
For the record, I rarely pick up on the subtle dangers of love triangles.
Love triangles?
Is it a triangle when Hayes has made it abundantly clear he wants to be a hermit for the rest of his life and is only using me to hide from the woman his mother wants him to date? Is a love wall a thing?
And why is his mother being so nice to me?
Is she killing me with kindness?
I need Hyacinth. She has just the right amount of cynicism in her bones to be able to guide me through this.
Plus, she reads gossip rags, whereas I just got to study the headlines in my brief time in the checkout line at the market this morning.
She’ll know if there are rumors that Amelia wants Hayes for real, and not just because she wants to make Giovanna happy.
“You’re…staying?” I ask as delicately as possible.
“Cantankerous with a heart of gold, I believe you said?” she replies. “After two weddings and that devastating funeral, you’ll excuse me if I want to make sure he’s fine for myself. Do you have children, Begonia?”
“Just Marshmallow.”
“I couldn’t sleep if I wasn’t here to see for myself that he’s fine. It doesn’t matter how old or self-sufficient your children get, there’s no replacing a mother’s worry. So forgive me for staying an extra day to take my son’s new girlfriend shopping while still hovering closely enough to be here if he needs me. My security team is excellent, so we won’t have to worry about being interrupted if we don’t want to be.”
“Oh, but everyone in town is so nice.”
I get matching bland smiles from the two rich ladies in the room.
It’s a clear stay in your lane, Begonia.
And I know my lane.
My lane is entertaining Hayes’s mother and her guest so that he can get his work done, and so that he doesn’t throw me out of his house.
This is what I wanted.
Adventure.
New experiences.
A chance to live in a world I’d never be able to experience otherwise in my tiny little existence working in a high school in a suburb just outside of Richmond.
And if we are photographed together, and they make it into the gossip rags, and Hyacinth sees them and shows my mother, that wouldn’t be a bad thing.
I’m actually counting on it.
So today, I’ll make brunch with Giovanna, then I’ll spend the afternoon shopping, go on a dinner cruise with Hayes tonight—Georgia O’Keefe help me if he was serious—and find myself a few new goals for my nest egg, since I’m apparently seeing Monet’s waterlilies this weekend.
This is all good.
Even if Hayes makes me sleep in the closet so I’m not tempted to try to talk him into having sex with me again.
And hey, now I get to say I mortified myself in front of the world’s last eligible billionaire bachelor.
Not exactly the experience I was hoping for, but I’ll roll with it.