‘Per’aps,’ he said. ‘But per’aps also ’e fall in love a little too easily. Per’aps he need not to dream so much.’
‘Oh. OK.’ Lily sipped her coffee. ‘Thank you for, well, for speaking with me about it.’
Claude shrugged. ‘I ’ope I don’t make problems for ’im?’
‘No, not at all.’
He nodded, then stood and turned towards the back door.
‘Claude?’ she said.
‘Oui?’ He turned and looked at her.
‘I’m sorry. But you say he falls in love too easily. Do you think, when he says he loves someone, well, is he really in love? Can it be real?’
Claude shrugged. ‘I don’t know,’ he said, simply. ‘I cannot say if it is real, if it will last. Because things do not last sometimes even when there is love, we know this. But I do know that for ’im, when it ’appen it is very, very real when ’e feel it. Perhaps trop.’
‘Right.’
‘But I ’ave to say, that also when he fall out, ’e fall out.’
‘Oh.’
‘So, ’ow you say, allez doucement – be soft, careful,’ he said.
‘You’re a good friend to him,’ she said.
He smiled. ‘Fank you,’ he said, before disappearing back to his mower.
32
She was back in the musty air of the notaire’s office, surrounded by files. Outside the weather was hot. Sun streamed through the windows, showing the streaks on each of the individual panels, where a cleaner had applied some sort of product, but failed to wipe it off.
But it was cool in the office, the kind of cool only a stone building can offer without air conditioning. And it was, at last, happening.
‘And eef I could ask you to signez vos initials, ’ere, ’ere and ’ere,’ said Monsieur Berger, indicating the crossed places on the fourth document in a row.
‘So, he’d like you to sign your initials at the places crossed on the document,’ said Chris in her ear in a low voice, as if imparting state secrets.
Lily avoided the temptation to tell him that with the notaire speaking almost entirely in English by this point, there really was no need for his help. But she held back – he’d been really helpful when looking over the electrical report, and it was sort of nice to have someone at her side other than Frédérique, who, as he was signing on behalf of his grandmother, wouldn’t have been officially allowed to translate for her. She duly placed yet another set of initials where indicated, her hand aching in protest.
‘And ’ere if you could write this sentence, oui, c’est correct, et vos initials…’ continued the notaire, his voice almost a monotone by this stage. Lily didn’t envy his job at all, which must consist largely of guiding idiots like her through legalese and getting them to sign their name over and over again.
‘Bravo!’ he said at last, rising to his feet and sticking out a hand for a shake. ‘Madame Butterworth, you ’ave yourself une maison!’
‘Merci beaucoup,’ she said.
‘Bah, vous parlez bien fran?ais! Je ne savais pas. Vous n'avez peut-être pas besoin d'un interprète, après tout!‘ he replied, speaking so rapidly she could barely recognise a word.
‘Um,’ she said, looking helplessly at Chris.
‘He’s congratulating you,’ he said. ‘On your French.’
‘Oh. Merci,’ she said, blushing.
‘Félicitations, Madame Buttercup,’ Frédérique said once they were outside.
‘It’s Madame Butterworth,’ said Chris, his brow furrowed. ‘Isn’t it?’
‘Ah yes! I know this now. But, for me, she is as beautiful as a buttercup, non?’
‘Oh,’ Chris said. ‘Yes, of course.’ He seemed embarrassed.
‘It is OK, Monsieur, she does not mind. We are lovers,’ Frédérique said with a reassuring pat on Chris’s shoulder.
‘Well, not exactly,’ began Lily, but Chris was so red that she wasn’t sure what to say next. ‘Look, thank you for your help. I wouldn’t have managed without you.’
‘No problem,’ he said, shaking her hand briefly before hot-footing it to his Renault.
‘Well, this is a wonderful day!’ Frédérique said, turning to her. ‘My grandmother will be very ’appy, and I am very ’appy that the ’ouse is now yours and you will be living ’ere.’
‘Thank you. Pass on my best to your grandmother,’ she said.