Yet she’s still meeting with her asshole ex. Why? Because she is hell-bent on getting married. I don’t fucking understand it.
Georgia
Well, she did talk to us today about renting the little house that Brinks and I have both lived in. She said she wants to find a place to rent after you leave. So at least she isn’t moving in with Carl.
What? Why the fuck would she want to rent your home when she can stay in mine? And, of course, she isn’t moving right in with him. She’s been in my bed for weeks. But is that the plan? Once I’m gone, she takes a break and then goes back to him?
Hugh
You’re jumping to conclusions. We don’t know why he was there this morning.
It doesn’t fucking matter. He’s still in her life, waiting in the wings for the minute I’m gone. I brought her lunch, and she didn’t mention seeing him.
Brinkley
I think the million-dollar question is, do you want the same things? She wants to settle down and start a family. Is that what you want, Finny?
I scrubbed a hand down my face. There was so much going on right now. For both of us. I was getting ready to leave the country for a month. Then I’d come back and start shooting season two of Big Sky Ranch. Was that even conducive to having a healthy relationship? Me being gone all the time?
This is new for me. But I know that I don’t want anyone else.
Cage
That’s not very convincing.
That’s why I need a really good gift.
Georgia
It’s not about a gift, Finny. It’s about putting yourself out there.
Brinkley
Yes. Pour your heart out. Put yourself out there. But I think you should get her some good gifts, too.
Hugh
You could fly her to Vegas and just marry her and be done with it.
Cage
I hate Vegas. The last time I was there, I lost 800 bucks and my pants.
You were with me, and you didn’t lose your pants. You willingly took them off and then jumped into the fountain like a moron while everyone cheered.
Hugh
Umm… I was also there, and you and I both followed him into the fountain without our pants.
Brinkley
Why does all the fun happen when Georgie and I aren’t there?
Cage
Because no one is scolding us and telling us what to do. #livingourbestlife
Georgia
It was Hugh’s bachelor party. We were with Lila. Thankfully, no one got naked or arrested.
Brinkley
Anyway, you better make a move, Finny. Carl is going to swoop in the minute you leave. He already crashed Thanksgiving, and now he showed up at her office today. The writing is on the wall. Don’t sit back and wait for it to happen.
She said she doesn’t want to put any pressure on us and that we will talk about it before I leave. So, I’m trying to do what’s best for her.
Hugh
That’s a fair point.
Georgia
Trust your gut, Finny. You two are so good together. It won’t matter that you’re leaving for a while. You’re meant to be together.
Cage
I still think leading with the penis was a good plan.
Hugh
It always is, brother.
Brinkley
Not my go-to, but whatever. Maybe you can write her a letter to have after you leave, too.
Georgia
Swoon. I agree. You can have the talk and then leave her with the letter to read whenever she’s missing you. I love that idea. And a cashmere sweater is always a win.
Cage
Does she want a puppy? One of Mr. Wigglestein’s many bitches will be delivering soon.
Brinkley
Do not get her a puppy right before you leave town. She’ll hate you. You already got her the jewelry. That’s going to be a winner. Women love thoughtful gifts.
Hugh
I got Lila new running shoes and leggings. Now I’m feeling like an asshole.
Georgia
She will love it, Hughey. But maybe get something pretty, too.
Brinkley
She liked my gold hoop earrings. I’ll send you the link. But I think she’d like you to put a baby in her, if I’m being honest. It’s all she talks about lately.
Hugh
Trust me… I’m trying. Can’t wait to knock up my girl.
Georgia
That’s romantic. Sort of. Maybe the wording is a little off.
Cage
This is where I tap out. You’ve lost me, and I’ve got an office full of needy animals. They take priority.
Thanks for the pep talk. Love you, guys.
Georgia
You’ve got this, Finny.
Brinkley
Put yourself out there before she leaves. Don’t wimp out.
Hugh
If you want to grab a beer later, come by Reynolds’。