“Fine,” Max snarled. “The rest of you are done, so fuck off and let Gerry have a bath in peace.”
“Seriously?” I grumbled. “I’m not interested in her tits, no matter how nice they might be, dude. Does it really matter?”
“Don’t talk about her fucking tits,” Max hissed and I rolled my eyes, sensing defeat in the air as Darius gave in and got out of the water.
“Ooh, hotdogs!” Seth cried as he noticed the huge platter of food that Geraldine must have brought with her.
“Well, I thought we all deserved a victory feast after our delightful dalliances tonight,” Geraldine purred, her eyes sparking. “I am all of a fluster recounting the way I popped that shadowy eyeball right out of that dastardly scullion’s face and I want to rejoice in celebration.”
“The second you got naked it became a celebration for two,” Max said firmly. “So the rest of you assholes can take your food to go and fuck off.”
“Fine by me,” Orion said, shooting out of the water and wrapping himself in a towel while Max shielded Geraldine’s eyes, and she cursed him for stealing her visage of the man meat on show. He grabbed himself a hotdog and left, and kinda missed my sanguis frater already.
“Does that command include me?” Washer’s voice came from the water and I cried out in shock as I spotted him emerging from the centre of the pool, his cyan blue scales on display and his hair plastered to his scalp as he looked at us.
“Ahh!” Seth yelled in alarm. “How long were you under the fucking water?”
“Only a teeny weeny while,” Washer said, striding towards us with droplets rolling down his scales as Max quickly slapped a hand over Geraldine’s eyes to shield her from the sight of his shrivelled dick. “I hurried down here to wet my willy right after the battle. Did you expect me to announce myself when you all arrived?”
“Yes,” I barked instantly, wrapping a towel around my waist as the others hurried to do the same, and Xavier whinnied in alarm as he lost his grip on his.
“Oh I meant to say, Xavier, that is a mighty man package you have there,” Washer said as he looked right at his dick while he struggled to yank his towel back up, accidentally stepping on it in his haste and neighing in frustration as he fought to cover himself. “I counted all thirty sparkling gems in order of the rainbow front to back while I was dilly dallying beneath the waves.”
“Oh stars no,” Xavier gasped, managing to grasp his towel at last and taking off running out of the room without another room.
“Wait a moment, dear boy!” Washer called as he jumped from the water too, grabbing a peach coloured cock sock which he rolled on to cover his junk before taking off after Xavier and leaving us all behind in horrified silence. “I wanted to speak with you about proper cleaning practices for those shiny baubles!”
Xavier neighed in fright and I laughed as the sound of him tearing away was swiftly followed by a door slamming and Washer muttering something about the ungratefulness of the youth these days.
“Right,” Max said, looking to me, Darius and Seth as he continued to shield Geraldine’s body from us. “You three can fuck off now too.”
“Alright, alright,” I agreed, heading for the door as Geraldine batted his hands away.
“I spoke to dear Gabriel about the shadow eye,” she called after us. “He warns everyone to stay away from it until we can encase it in a night iron spyglass so that we can make use of it. If not, it will crawl right into your face, devour your own eye and take its place just like a wallysnapper in the dew. Be warned.”
“Fuck that,” I muttered, shuddering at the thought and happily taking her warning to avoid that thing until it was contained and even then, I was happy to let someone else look through the spyglass because I wasn’t risking it clawing its way into my fucking face for anything.
I followed Seth out of the room, grumbling about the way Max had just stolen my buzz as I took some hotdogs for myself.
I strode out of the bathhouse with Seth and Darius, the three of us quiet while we ate the food which was damn good, and we slowly made our way back to our rooms.
“Well, I’m gonna go and have a pity wank while cursing the stars for taking my girl away from me for fuck knows how long,” Darius joked as we made it to his room and I laughed, clapping him on the shoulder as I finished the last bite of my food.
“She’ll be back in no time, man. Then you can get back to making the rest of us feel like shit because you’re getting laid so fucking much while we suffer on with the bluest balls in the history of testicles.”