Tory snort laughed as Caleb’s eyebrows arched. “Oh…shit, sorry bro,” he said awkwardly and if looks could kill, Orion’s gaze would have incinerated my brains by now.
“We were just discussing his best options, but if he doesn’t get it treated soon, I think they’re gonna fall off,” I said sadly, patting Orion’s arm and Darcy shook her head slightly at him in a clear warning not to murder me.
“Have you seen them?” Caleb whispered to me in alarm and I nodded seriously.
“Yeah, it’s not good. They’re like two purple pears just hanging there, ready to fall from a doomed dick tree,” I said sadly.
Orion lunged for me and I moved fast, leaping out of my seat and dragging Caleb away with me as Darcy intercepted, sinking her tongue between his lips. He resisted for a few more seconds before she shamelessly ground down on him and he gave in. He’d probably thank me tomorrow, it looked like the guy was gonna get laid as fuck tonight. Yeah, he’d definitely be grateful for this come morning. Besides, what was a little ball rash rumour between friends?
I dropped down beside Xavier across the table, putting a healthy amount of distance between me and my potential murderer as Cal sat down beside me.
“There’s nothing wrong with a plain Jane D,” Tyler was saying as he slung an arm around the back of Sofia’s chair, looking over her to Xavier. “I mean, some people might say a perfect dijazzle is the mark of a true Dom, but you’re just a Sub, so what does it matter?”
Xavier stamped his foot, glaring at him with a challenge in his eyes and I slid my hand into a bowl of chips on the table, slowly bringing them to my mouth and crunching through them as I watched this play out.
“I could be a Dom,” Xavier said firmly. “And I will be.”
Sofia glanced up at him through her lashes, then back to Tyler as she bit her lip like she couldn’t decide which of them had her more intrigued. “You don’t have to do anything you’re not comfortable with, Xavier,” she said.
“Yeah, Xavier,” Tyler said through a bright smile. “But if it bothers you, why don’t we do a poll to find out what’s more popular among our kind?” He took his Atlas out of his pocket, twirling it in his hand. “But we’d get the best response if we had a couple of photos for people to compare.”
“Oh my stars, you mean with dick pics?” Sofia breathed.
“Yep. Only if Xavier isn’t too chicken shit,” Tyler said, looking to him.
“Fine by me,” Xavier said instantly, puffing his chest out and I shoved a few more chips into my mouth. This was gold.
Tyler stood up and I shared a look of amusement with Cal as he pulled out his waistband and snapped a photo of his cock before passing the Atlas to Xavier. Xavier immediately got up, pulling out the waistband of his own trousers and taking a picture before handing the Atlas back to Tyler.
I glanced over at Darius, sure he’d go apeshit if he realised his brother was about to post his junk all over social media, but he was distracted by Tory as she fed him chocolates from a box. A box I assumed she wanted me to come and steal from her. The snack game is on.
“Um, Xavier,” Caleb said. “That’s not a good idea.”
Xavier ignored him as Tyler started furiously typing out the FaeBook post and Caleb looked over at Darius, clearly torn on what to do.
“Posted,” Tyler announced, stuffing his Atlas back into his pocket and smirking at Xavier. “It’s my peen versus yours, dude. May the best cock win.”
I snatched my Atlas from my pocket, curious as hell over this post and opening up FaeBook as Cal leaned closer to read over my shoulder, his manly scent rolling under my nose and making me want to get even nearer to him.
Tyler Corbin: One, two, three, four, did someone declare a peen war? Because we’re about to VIOLATE someone’s newsfeed with a #cock-off. It’s no secret that Xavier Acrux has been vying for the position as Dom of MY herd, so may the best wang win.
Close your eyes and imagine this, you’re walking through a wild and untamed meadow, your nips brushing the grass fronds and a Lunar Eclipse hanging above you in the sky, drawing you towards a #perfectpecker. What do you come across as your wishes are fulfilled? Is it a #decorateddong that glitters in the moonlight, a cocktacular masterpiece which stands tall and proud, adorned with #prickpearls and #trousersnaketreasures?
Or is it a #boringboner without a single shiny thing on its plain ding-a-ling?
Comment below to vote for the sheen of a #gemlesspeen or the glory of a #gildedschlong in the ultimate #battleofthedicks.